Amanda Craft

Billboard said: "Your million mile away vacation is just down the road." Just down the road is a federal women's prison. What?

Just heard a woman say: "You're bigger than I am so let me roll over on my tummy and show you how submissive I am." --->

<--- Turned around and realized she was talking about her dog.

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