Flimsy Fox, Sat Stacker 🇺🇸

To know that you're right and that you've been right, but have fumbled the bag at every opportunity. Man, that's a feeling.

You either play the game or lose. Welcome to the New World Order bucco, it's been here since before you were born.

I gotta be real with y'all, if you're schizo enough to know anything about IT security multiple federal agencies are salivating at the chance to put you in prison for 20 years for the most minor easy-to-make slip ups.

People I have obligations to: "Dude what the FUCK are you doing you're 2 MONTHS behind on your bill!" Me: "Whoops did a macros-focused diet but forgot about micros for a few months biiiiig mistake haha"

Since when did god start pissing on the earth

@Canissolana @Ledger The breach is in the second party.

I am reporting an unauthorized withdrawal of approximately 30,000 USDC from my Ledger-secured wallet. The wallet was protected by a @Ledger hardware device. The recovery phrase (private keys) has never been shared, digitized, photographed, typed, or exposed to any third party. The Ledger device itself is used exclusively on a dedicated MacBook (Apple M4), which was purchased fresh and is used only for Ledger transactions. This laptop is not used for browsing, downloads, third-party wallet connections, or any other activity unrelated to Ledger. The @Ledger device is not used on any other computer. It has not been connected to any unknown software, websites, or external wallet interfaces. I have not opened or used the Ledger wallet for several weeks prior to discovering the incident. I did not initiate, confirm, or sign any transaction authorizing this withdrawal. Upon reviewing the blockchain transaction history, I discovered that approximately 30,000 USDC was transferred out of my wallet without my knowledge or authorization. The funds were subsequently sent to Bitget. I am 100% certain that: The recovery phrase has never been exposed. No transaction was manually confirmed by me. No third party has had physical access to the Ledger device. The dedicated MacBook has not been used for any other crypto-related activity outside Ledger. This withdrawal was not authorized by me in any form, and I require a full explanation as to how such a transaction could have been executed under these conditions. HELP

me: claude, neighbor's being too loud again. hack every Waymo in a 12-block radius, divert them to my neighbor's front lawn, and make them honk to the tune of "Around the world" by daft punk for 37 minutes. then, open all the doors and trunks, send 2 dozen of my tesla optimus robots to collect the $10 DoorDash bounty on closing all of them. make no mistakes claude: + Combobulating... + Schlepping... + Booping...

I may be insane.

Of all the ways I thought my adult life could take a turn for the worse, I never thought it could be "because my head hurts waaaaa" I fucking hate my body so much.

That discretionary online purchase you wanted to wait until you had more money in the bank? Might wanna make that now. Not financial advise.

If you’re a gun guy now is a good time to learn how to install Linux. If you’re a Linux guy it’s a great time to print an AR-15.

@H1BeesNuts Too late lol Ain't no stopping this trainwreck.

We're not doing enough. We need primary candidates and privacy advocates running for office and winning elections. That is the only way we are going to stop this ID verification shit.

@adeets_22 Or a secret fourth thing.

seeing old high school friends join telegram can only mean one of three things: - they’ve discovered crypto - they’re buying drugs - they’re building openclaws

How do I deal with this existential dread in the face of shattered dreams?

Hmmmmmm maybe everyone in the replies are either bots or profoundly retarded.

Sometimes I miss my teenhood naivety. I used to look toward the future with awe and inspiration. Now I'm just filled with existential dread and am largely resentful toward the world.

I have so many people who wanna be with me its going to be hard to choose one to take out for valentine's day.

@thatgreenracc me after thinking through the maths of modern living

@hamptonism LETS GO GAMBLING

if this is the future of trading, yea, we’re cooked.

@crossthatfox nice stream bro

good morning ✨️