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@Acyn Fucking sycophants

Miller: What President Trump is doing is a national miracle that will be studied not only for generations but for centuries to come. Trump: Kash, see if you can top that. Patel: Mr. President, thank you for delivering the safest country on God's green Earth

@UlvarrActual @Gollumgram Aye fine, as long as I’ve not got the ring. But probably better off with Faramir

@Fpl_Furious @Gollumgram Aragorn, Boromir, and Éomer then?

Without question!

@Nigel_Farage You’ll say literally fucking Anything despite decades of evidence you don’t believe any of it. Gobby twat.

There is now a terror cell in north London. The fifth column is here.

@colder_sarcasm No surprise inclusions. Suspect Garth oakshot is the next on the list.

BREAKING: Here are the accounts in the UK cited as being the worst for spreading misinformaiton according to Grok.

@bg2clips Why do such gobshittes get airtime?

🤔 How do we ever get the Strait of Hormuz open again? "Listen, we degraded and we destroyed. That's what we came here to do. We did not come here for some experiment in democracy. We wish the best to the Iranian people to do the things they need to do. And if Iran does not back down, if after that declaration, Iran continues to destroy cargo containers moving through the narrow straits, I think you're going to see Iran's neighbors, and Israel, and others get very involved as it pertains to Iran because it's in their interest. The United States produces 20 million barrels of oil a day and we consume 20 million barrels a day. This is a modest problem for the United States. This is a massive problem for China. This is a massive problem for Asia. This is a massive problem for all of our friends in the Gulf who are trying to dodge Iranian missiles right now. So there are a lot of people in the world who will take up arms to deal with the Iranians if the United States isn't there, because we can take care of ourselves... This is not a risk-free initiative by the United States, nor was Venezuela. But let me steel man the alternative. Doing nothing and allowing Iran to procure the ingredients for a nuclear missile when they are set on the destruction of the United States and U.S. interests, doing nothing in Venezuela while the Monroe Doctrine is totally wrecked and we let our adversaries take up positions in South America, those also have risks, right? Those carry a lot of risks. And so we're weighing these two risks. Again, for me, I don't like the fact that we're engaged in military activities here, but I will tell you, I am very much on the side that if we're going to go protect American national security interests, you go in, you do the degrading of their capability and you get out. And I think that's what I hear out of the president." –Brad Gerstner (@altcap) on @theallinpod

@ManUnitedZone Nobody listens to the dodgy Italian anymore

🚨 Fabrizio Romano: “A meeting took place in recent weeks between the agents of Bruno Guimarães and Manchester United, it’s true. “Manchester United maintain a very good relationship with the agency... [but] there is still a long way to go.” #MUFC

@ConfessionsMew FUCK DAK Fuck the mangy little fuck. Stupid design. Pointless. Boring. Slow. Repetitive. Fucking bullshit little cunt of a fucking boss. Yeah sure I can roll to any point on the board I want, through cacti and rocks, anything I want wherever I want. Fuck off

@FPLGOAT7 JP if not already.

So Ekitike to who?

@JCFights Alright fair play for what he’s doing but the righteous chad frown and the head angles make him look like such a cunt.

This is the most perfect “fuck around and find out” moment ever 😭

@yducknow Jesus is this really a thing. It explains a LOT.

People with ADHD after trying a hobby and not being experts 10 minutes into doing it

The AI billionaires trying to buy this election have a lot of opinions. I figured, why not read some of them? These are the Trump megadonors behind the negative ads in your mailboxes and on your screens.

@Merrydawg Oh right I get it. Hahahaha.

Ugh. Seriously? I was excited about the One Piece remake, but this just ruined that. Why do they always have to change things? Why can't they just follow what the original work does? How is One Piece gonna be One Piece without the stretching? How do they expect that to work? How's Luffy even going to fight people if he can't use his devil fruit power?

@SalomonYaniv Dumped my BB in 27 specifically to avoid the distraction for the B/D gws. I might be a bit behind in 33, but pretty sure I’ll have a better setup for 32, 35-38 than most. FH34, WC35/36 🤞 Liverpool beating city in the cup will be a massive help.

FPL Wildcard: Why GW35 might actually be smarter (hot take) 🔥🐟 BGW31 is live, DGW33 looks decent incoming, BGW34 chaos next, maybe DGW36 late. Everyone's screaming "WC32 + BB33 = haul city" – load 10-12 doublers, go aggressive. But here's the truth most skip: If you don't WC in 32 and skip BB33, you can build a much cleaner, stronger team overall for the run-in. No need to force in meh doublers just to chase the double. Your squad stays balanced, fixtures-focused, and ready for whatever DGW36 throws (or the final weeks). GW35 WC edge = Full intel on who blanks 34 / doubles 36 No early overcommit to DGW33 hype (if it flops, you're not stuck) Better long-term team than the "BB33 or bust" crowd who end up with deadwood after My view: If you're not desperate to BB33 (or your team already has decent coverage), hold for 35 – you get a superior squad without the forced doubler tax. Team dependent, but GW35 quietly wins for patient players. You going aggressive or patient? Poll: WC32 + BB33 (double or die 💥) Skip BB33, WC35 for better team (intel move 🧠) Already WC'd or no plan 😭 Rank + chips left? Drop it below + tag the mate still panicking about doublers 😂 #FPL #Wildcard #DGW33 #FPLGoldFish

@Ganglosaxonnne Because it’s real

Potentially a hot take, but Afroman's victory against police corruption is more inspiring than any PoC or Minority story pushed on us by Hollywood in the last 6+ years.

From the Afroman trial, ladies and gentlemen meet Quasimodo who actually laughs at the end of this video 🤣

Any kidnapping victims inside my suit pockets? 🎶😭 There are no kidnapping victims inside my suit pocketssssss🗣️🎶😭 I cannot stop laughing. 😭😭😭😭#Afromantrial @ogafroman

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet. Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages. So, like any reasonable rapper would do… He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them. And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of. And Afroman’s response? He dropped ANOTHER music video. In his own words: “Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.” They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like. And the best part? A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

@DatPiff Making them listen to the songs is just 😘👌

Afroman makes police officer cry hearing the songs he made about her being played in court 😂

@brav0charlie @jennifergeneve @heynavtoor @writerredux Please please please stop being a fucking cunt and answer the damn question. Not everyone is an ‘IT greybeard’ you useless incel goon. Seriously. Fuck these people.

@jennifergeneve @heynavtoor @writerredux Please, please, please tell me you're not really this stupid.

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