Jason Pretorius

As with everything in life there's an effing limit on how much of this I can take :0 fckin seriously 2 in less than a month...

@GarethCliff classic inquisition into the inner workings of isidingo!! Hahahaha made me laugh before my final exam!! Booooom!

Sometimes, when a man is alone in his room, he likes to wear a stretchy pants!!! Its for da fun!! HAHA! #NachhooooooooLibreFTW

@Wesleysloth haha! I'd pay major money to see that comp dude! Haha! Imagine! #laughingfordays dude!

@Wesleysloth hahahahaha! No fuckin ways dude, whaaaat? Haha where did u find that fact even?

Rocking out to my lectures for the day, mmmmmm I'm lus but sweet f%$# all!

@GarethCliff he was discussing why his strategy of one wing didn't work, then how his 2 wings put enough pressure on the 2 central defenders

Fuuuckin intense #1-0 City

Tweet to the world that I'm free as a bird!! Blessings and thanks to all the peeps in my life!!

@ryanj8v8r8 brandy is the devil, it drains the life outta ur life... Fuck I'm hungover!!

@Wesleysloth welcome to twitter dokk! And fuckah yewwwwwwwww!

Night out rocked my shit!! Daaaaayyyymmmmmm!! You my friends are evil!! @Ryanjvr @slowthie and jeffery!! #hanginglike6

So some girl accidentally shot herself on the hatfield campus! Why did she have a loaded gun with her at a graduation I wonder?? #conspiracy

That night when all ur friends are outta town, except ur bag of weeeed! Haha! Smoke till u sleep, then smoke some more!!

I'm so hi it feels like my face is swollen! #shitisgwud!!

Me smoke me sinsemillia me no care bout no one, me no care bout no one, me no care bout no one!

@Deadmau5 duuuuuude! Ur fucking coming to SA! Fuuuuuuuuck! Who's ur supporting line up guna be? Already know its guna be an unstable evening

@deadmau5 ur coming to tear wave house up man! Sheeeeeeet! South africa won't ever be the same again!

The BOSS himself will be here! @Deadmau5 will shred S.A to pieces! @deadmau5_SAtour

@Deadmau5 dude ur coming to SUNNY SOUTH AFRICA!!! Hahahahaha! Wooooohhhooooooooo!! Make it an @skrillex nd @deadmau5 tour pretty pls!!!! Hah