Yul never wore cologne

@MrJonnieB If Jürgen Klopp was a hipster

Questions were previously raised as to whether I had wavered in my commitment to a morning ice cream Never HAVE A FUCKING ICE CREAM

@LFC Haven't seen a drop off in a player like him since Fabinho. Legs have gone

A milestone for Macca: 150 appearances for the Reds 🙌🔴

@JoshInnesShow Tell me you're a bell end, without telling me you're a bell end.

Every Eagles song is better than Every Floyd song.

@AnythingLFC_ @NicoSchira For someone who is not a particularly good keeper he's got a pretty high opinion of himself

🆕 🚨 Giorgi Mamardashvili wants to play more!! IF Alisson stays, Mamardashvili is ready to leave Liverpool on loan - @NicoSchira

@MirrorFootball @CrossyDailyStar Fuck England

🗣️ "England will head to the World Cup without a Liverpool player for the first time since 1986 - it's a damning reflection of how standards have slipped at Anfield" | @CrossyDailyStar mirror.co.uk/sport/football…

@Icklesmee I doubt you've had a sweaty bollock stuck to your inner thigh

@Gingerzola Ahhhh are you fewmin' mate?

Next: Do the same with YNWA every fucking match

@aroundliv Import the 3rd World,get 3rd World problems

Interesting development - I was told numerous stories about what happened yesterday at Crosby. One being it was a group of Asian men attacking teenage girls. Some as young as 14. I dismissed it as rumours and told people to watch out for racism. People unfairly targeting Asians and making lies up about them. But I’ve just been sent this. Now unless there is a conspiracy to frame them. It’s now looking like this is the case. The only other possibility is that this was 2 separate incidents. But either way we can’t live in peace with savages who do this on a public beach in front of families. I don’t want to speculate. So I’m going to bite my tongue on this for the time being in case I’m wrong. It has since been confirmed that teenage girls have been attacked with a bladed item. But the attacker has not been confirmed. I’m currently speaking to the Echo to work out what’s going on.

@xHeraKita Oh fuck off. I'm British and I'll moan about the weather if I want to

As an American who has lived in London/the UK for the last 6 years I'm convinced UK people just hate being comfortable and hate convenience. You have BEEN getting heatwaves at least the last 6 years. After the first 3 years of heatwaves you should have gotten a small air con unit for at least just your bedroom. Buying it in the winter would also have made it much less expensive. "But it's only for a few weeks!!" So you won't get an AC window unit to use for a couple days and would rather constantly complain about it??? "But it's expensive!!" You say UK houses retain heat (Which is always hilarious to me because in the winter, as soon as the heating goes off, the houses are ice cold), but you never talk about how SMALL a UK house is. Using it even just at night for comfortable sleeping for the small handful of days you say you would need it just won't break the bank like you're making it seem. You get one small air con unit off Amazon for £200. You can wheel it to whatever room you need it in, or just keep it in your bedroom and only use it then. But whatever, keep wrapping your wet blankets or whatever you do around your necks. You're allowed to be upset people don't understand your weather and why it's so detrimental. You can, and should, be upset about global warming. But not doing anything about it for yourself is so aggravating.

@liverbird17 Not just me then

We’ve just finished that Legends with Alan Partridge, story wasn’t bad but the so called Scouse accents made my teeth itch.

#Legends on #netflix is very good but please if you're going to set a drama in Liverpool use local actors, we're not short of them. The so called "Scouse" accents are fucking abysmal.

@UnfilteredSoccr Stevie Fucking Wonder is better than that cunt.

Don't speak until you hear a player better than... Clint Dempsey.

@CFC__Jackv2 Arsenal fans are either white lads who think they're black innit fam,roadmen or posh cunts called Rupert.

Ladies and gentlemen… THE ARSENAL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Dylan_Warnok @LFC What fucking business is it of yours? Enjoy your cup and fuck off

@LFC one left-back and they’re writing a tribute like he’s leaving a cathedral. Robbo’s been good, not the second coming

A person who means so much to so many. Thank you for everything, Robbo ❤️

@hepimp Peter Sutcliffe was questioned by the police NINE times before he was arrested and that was by accident.

Les Battersby found one of Peter Sutcliffe’s victims body in an allotment and was briefly a suspect in the Yorkshire Ripper investigation.

@fartygaz @kieolfc @LFCRetail I thought all mancs were 6 fingered,sister shagging spice heads.

@kieolfc @LFCRetail I thought all dippers came from Liverpool ?

The Reds have opened up shop on Oxford Street becoming the first Premier League team to do so Massive @LFCRetail