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@vitt2tsnoc Watched this with a completely straight face. How do people find this funny?

Ahead of the return of Last One Laughing, here’s one of the funniest things to ever happen on television

@ireallyhasit @beyoumf @SibuyiPrince Tell a therapist, not Twitter you wet wipe

@FragmentedEcho1 @beyoumf @SibuyiPrince I just think about those who cares for me and what will happen when I’m gone

Has suicide ever crossed your mind? Be honest.

@deirdrescig This reminds me of that video of the Australian dude who starts slapping everyone, but the English window smashing version.

the kind and sane david has just smashed up the street on classic corrie

@JayuBlack @beyoumf Cry more

@beyoumf Every fvcking night l. I got this dude on my shoulders putting voices in my head

@ireallyhasit @beyoumf @SibuyiPrince Cry more

@beyoumf @SibuyiPrince Just glad I don’t have the gut to do it man I would have been long gone

@Merkabah13 @beyoumf Cry more

@beyoumf Every single fucking day I just don’t have the balls to do it lol

@beyoumf Why would anyone talk about this online to a bunch of strangers? Weird generation

@thfc_T_news It’s short for Pakistani. Stop crying you absolute wet wipe.

🚨⚪️: I am disgusted that I have to post something non Spurs related, but this was reposted by one of the main Aston Villa X accounts this morning. - Every person deserves equal respect and dignity, no matter their skin color, origin, or background. #Notoracism

@dom_lucre GIVE A FUCK

🔥🚨JUST IN: Hawk Tuah Hailey Welch was spotted twerking in Dallas Texas.

@Bigqadi Stop already you cry babies 😭 one word and you lot break down in tears

Never stop talking about slavery

@Viralvid_89 Karen is right for a change

Karen Doesn't Like Getting the Same Energy Back.

@_StonersRUs_ Yummy sprayed weed smoke and microplastics straight in the lungs

Now this is old school 😎

@MrBrum43 Tell me you’ve never had a pint of Guinness in Ireland without telling me you’ve never had a pint of Guinness in Ireland…

Guinness tastes like crap and is only drunk by “look at me I’m so trendy cunts” Always has been, always will be. Tastes. Like. Crap. #bcfc #guinness

@Asakemijimi @ShesFishy Truth hurts

@ShesFishy If they are not projecting black men as irresponsible rapists, they are projecting black women as jealous and insecure They are obsessed with making black people look very bad

😭😭😭😭

@londid53 @ShesFishy Accuracy

@ShesFishy Why is the evil one always black, you don’t have evil white people ? Boring !

@lanabeesfw Spoken like a true godless whore

Having sex with lots of people is completely fine as long as youre safe about STDs/STIs and everyone is consenting. Nothing bad happens to your soul, it doesnt change your body, it doesnt ruin or soil you like religious propaganda wants you to believe.

@cinemakiwis You clearly haven’t you little brainwashed sheep. Go bend over for the poisonous vaccine again.

@brightafia Wow you’re so tough, everyone look at this alpha tough guy telling us all he spends 2 hours in the gym and any less is somehow strange. What a tough guy 🍌

I spend up to 2 hours in the gym. I'm still shocked how people spend 30–45 minutes and then go home.

@MikeSonko Stop crying just because you haven’t invented anything

A white man will steal this, take it back to America and later claim that he invented it. This is what they always do.

@GregBaldwinIroh Mix butter in with the beans, heat them slowly on a low heat.

British blokes…. I’ve purchased several “tins” of Heinz (British) beans because the idea of beans on toast intrigues me. I eagerly anticipate a tasting. Other than toasting bread and heating beans… Are there any other steps/ingredients?