Francis Bourgeois Reactions

Me: I’m only going out for one drink tonight, nothing silly Me 2 hours later:

How I feel after the 5th jäger bomb hits me

When I text someone in the same room as me and I’m waiting for them to see it:

When you spot a 10/10

When your parents force you to call up and book appointments instead of them doing it

Before payday After payday

Me running away from my responsibilities like

When you see the waiter coming over with your meal

Me: “think I’ll have a quiet one tonight, I’ve got work in the morning” Me at the cash machine at 2am:

When you’re drunk and decide that disappearing from your friends is a great idea