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Franny Harold

@FrannyHarold

comedian, writer, anxious doodie girl sarcasm is my own hehehehehehehasfdjhuief

Katılım Şubat 2021
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ladies and gentlemen, covid no. 5
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Just tried to search "live pope plume" on youtube
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What y’all think yoda smells like?
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If we're truly in a recession, I need to start playing Roller Coaster Tycoon every day again.
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Sending and receiving voice memos from your girlfriends will quite literally save your life.
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Every time I get an ad for a shirt online that I like and click on, it ends up being a kid's shirt for a boy.
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I’m pretty skeptical when it comes to strangers so I don’t think I could be easily kidnapped. But, last night an old man with a telescope asked if I wanted to see the moon. I said yes of course, and as I walked away I realized I could be kidnapped in a very specific way. 🤦🏻‍♀️
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LA fires, tiktok ban, 2rump...I wish I could tell 18-year-old me after my high school boyfriend dumped me not to worry — it gets worse :)
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I told my therapist, “I can’t believe people are raw-dogging the air in LA right now.” and she said, “What did you just say?” and I said “raw-dogging the air” and she laughed so hard. I’ve never seen her laugh before. She said thank you and we pretty much finished there.
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I be noro on the toilet ‘til I virus.
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Why is everyone wishing me a happy "new" year? What are they running from...
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I loved Willem Dafoe in Nosferatu. Just running around and smoking his pipe.
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I love when Oscar bait movies make hot woman uggo for drama
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I survived going to my hometown Walmart and I didn’t cry. 😮‍💨
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A man turned around and coughed on me at the airport. 😊🙏🏻 I love to fly and I love to men
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I hope Nosferatu has sing along viewings.
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My job is switching from united to blue cross blue shield lmaooo
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Good to know my thick, luscious eyebrows could one day convict me of a crime
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I was in the top 1% of listeners of "brown noise isometric beats to help you calm down."
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Someone at work just asked if anyone's getting glicked this weekend and I'm going to kms
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