Franny Harold

ladies and gentlemen, covid no. 5

Just tried to search "live pope plume" on youtube

What y’all think yoda smells like?

If we're truly in a recession, I need to start playing Roller Coaster Tycoon every day again.

Sending and receiving voice memos from your girlfriends will quite literally save your life.

Every time I get an ad for a shirt online that I like and click on, it ends up being a kid's shirt for a boy.

I’m pretty skeptical when it comes to strangers so I don’t think I could be easily kidnapped. But, last night an old man with a telescope asked if I wanted to see the moon. I said yes of course, and as I walked away I realized I could be kidnapped in a very specific way. 🤦🏻‍♀️

LA fires, tiktok ban, 2rump...I wish I could tell 18-year-old me after my high school boyfriend dumped me not to worry — it gets worse :)

I told my therapist, “I can’t believe people are raw-dogging the air in LA right now.” and she said, “What did you just say?” and I said “raw-dogging the air” and she laughed so hard. I’ve never seen her laugh before. She said thank you and we pretty much finished there.

I be noro on the toilet ‘til I virus.

Why is everyone wishing me a happy "new" year? What are they running from...

I loved Willem Dafoe in Nosferatu. Just running around and smoking his pipe.

I love when Oscar bait movies make hot woman uggo for drama

I survived going to my hometown Walmart and I didn’t cry. 😮‍💨

@HammyHosa Ty for being ally!

@FrannyHarold We love you too!

A man turned around and coughed on me at the airport. 😊🙏🏻 I love to fly and I love to men

I hope Nosferatu has sing along viewings.

My job is switching from united to blue cross blue shield lmaooo

Good to know my thick, luscious eyebrows could one day convict me of a crime

I was in the top 1% of listeners of "brown noise isometric beats to help you calm down."

Someone at work just asked if anyone's getting glicked this weekend and I'm going to kms