Fraserbass

@NumberAndOrange I threw a box of crunchy nut at an old lady in lidl

@FraserBass_ please elaborate I want to. try this out

Had an awful experience in lidl today. Threw a box of crunchy nut at an old lady. She called the feds on me but they laughed it off. Decent Wednesday morning.

lost a bet now I'm down a kidney

got arrested yesterday after going to a shelter for the blind and screaming "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"

3rd tweet of the year this is my peak

the patriarchy makes me feel physically nauseous (I'm 6'3" btw)

My comeback to Twitter more unseen than Madeleine McCann

@its_adamneely It's like non-jazz musicians and the lick

can't wait for tons of people to make music at 87.357 bpm or whatever just to spite me. nobody would be able to tell!

Something I felt I had to do: Read: tl.gd/n_1srv52b

Discover audible with an audio book on us

Shout out to Shakespeare for inventing the word lonely to accurately describe my sex life

I lost

My heart goes out to all naked people. May they find clothes soon. 🙏

@OliGVIMTO @WideJohn1 @Jorji_Mersey Bless up bitches

@WideJohn1 @Jorji_Mersey amen brother

Your average Oli G fan looks like this

#MyTwitterAnniversary And I'm yet to post an actually funny tweet

@OliGVIMTO @IsaacNewton Can't believe you outed the real Isaac Newton like that

British people don't exist

@NumberAndOrange Your mum¿

You'll understand when you're older