It's Me It's That Guy

@ZoeSinns Yes we get it you think youre insanely hot and like all your opinions are about how hot you are. Do yall ever just like, not care about bait posts and Twitter trolls? Or does it always need to be "NO ACTUAAAALLLYY IM A NARCISSIST WHO JACKS OFF TO THEMSELVES ALL DAY

These types of "gotchas" would hit harder if I didn't look like this

@twistpiss Another day with randos on Twitter reducing everything to vapid shallow aesthetics and pornbrained fuckability indexes. How abysmal

Captain Clark has a snatched waist and Clark has a dad bod. Both are holdable

@Kitten_Pauws @SkyriderXiii >I'm not a fan of body hair on anybody >but I dont care You literally care enough to not want it on anyone and think it's unattractive. It's ok to have preferences, you don't have to lie that you don't to seem cool for strangers online

@SkyriderXiii Honestly I have no interest in dating. But fair. I'm personally not a fan of body hair on anybody. However I don't care what other people do or don't do with their bodies. It's not my problem =^..^=

I'm not even a lesbian and I agree with the sentiment 😹

@LakeShowCP Ok then you can never EVER bitch about them not doing shit with the 20 million they'd have to pay him to stay. Yall can't have everyone come back AND get every free agent AND make every big trade AND have all our contracts be team friendly AND have team options AND AND AND

Per Marc Stein, the Spurs and Nets have interest in Rui Hachimura. Lakers... Don't let him walk. Rui is exactly the kind of forward Luka needs, Just pay Rui and keep the fit intact.

@PlayersChoice_ Nah. Ben Simmons with MJ's mindset and competitiveness. Or Wilt if a 3 point line existed at the time and he got to carry and double dribble and travel as much as current players

Which one of these players becomes the best with these additions?🤔

@Borawyat >no Russell >no West >no Rondo >no Maravich >no Barry >no Mikan Utter dogshit

Agree or Replace?

@Borawyat Lmfao "all da smortest pepo eva is da guys dat I like who is playin right now" -man with a 2 digit IQ known for screeching like a retard and throwing violent tantrums on court literally every game The only person who even feasibly would be NEAR a top 5 ball IQ players is Lebron

@klaine4lyfe I have indeed seen a women before. They did not look like that. I have also seen a mid 30s twink cosplay both of these characters before, they look remarkably similar. Im pretty sure these are two mid 30s twinks in wigs

This pisses me off so badly because every single comment is “they look like grown men with wigs” no the fuck they dont??? have you ever seen a woman irl?

@ajarakamokkuren Show us their Asian features in-game or you have to fuck off and shut up forever about it

my main complaint is that they look like WHITE women lmao. Natsuki and Monika my favorite white women like ??? where are their asian features. If you're drawing semi-realistic can you at least keep their racial features. But people being brainrotted with transphobia is so odd

@ajarakamokkuren Where were their Asian features in the game? They looked like fair skinned generic anime women who seem to largely be based around just nebulous anime girl tropes, not THESE ARE JAPANESE WOMEN WHO LOVE JAPANESE CULTURE AND HAVE JAPANESE FEATURES

@alvinnx 0 years old. This is what happens when you let your culture be entirely defined by retards convicts and nasty, classless people. America needs to stop promoting retardation like this unless all yall wanna end up surrounded by idiots doing dumb shit 24-7 for clout

at what age does this become corny

@wynrosei Men happened before that, try again. Believe it or not, men weren't just some random meteor that hit society in the 70s. What happened is fundamentalist extremism in religion took over politics entirely in the area

men happened

@qualitylearnc Your politics, economics, and entire culture is just whatever you want to jack off to. Truly a dead man wandering life and not experiencing it, just gooning to anything and everything and pretending that gives anything meaning

Send a trillion dollars to Ukraine at this point

@alphafox DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE IS FUN KIDS YOU SHOULD ALL GET HIGH AND OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES AND BE DANGEROUS CUNTS IN PUBLIC WOOOOO. Man this is lame as fuck and you're a piece of shit if you do this Why not drink a handle of whiskey? Shit DUIs are cool and silly now I guess

Going to Costco completely baked: 😭

@BakerCreeker @IconicChriss They would legitimately not score on the silent generation. Kareem is the worst defender in that lineup you know that right? And he's one of the best defensive bigs of all TIME, yet he's still below even Oscar on D

@IconicChriss Baby Boomers would Annihilate everyone and I’m a millennial.

We're all going with the Gen Z era here, right?

@IconicChriss The Silent Era by like, 1-200 points. 3 best centers in the entire pic, arguably the best point guard in the pic, and a top 3 shooting guard ever(and the best defensive SG in the pic yes he was a better defender than Jordan or Kobe, by a ways, learn ball history)

@snqped Legitimately why would you share this with us, random strangers, unprovoked?

i do this after work and whenever i catch my reflection i think about that time my cousin said i had pornstar tits

@LakersLead Ok then we probably can't do any big sign and trades or big signings. And YOU CANT BITCH ABOUT THAT OUTCOME IF YOU BEG TO JUST RUN YHE SAME TEAM BACK

Lakers NEED to retain both Rui Hachimura and Marcus Smart if we are serious about competing this year 🗣️

@ducc764 @VinnysCorner1 Kobe shooting like 27% from 3 on insane volume would get him benched in the modern era whereas Kareem works from literally 1940 onwards due to his play style. The fuck you talking about? I love Kobe but be fucking for real

@VinnysCorner1 40 years ago, Kareem. Present day, Kobe.

Give me Kobe…

@VinnysCorner1 Kareem and it isn't particularly close and idk how blind and unknowledgable you have to be to not know that