Frazer Ruddick

Missed out on having a hamburger phone in my life.

@shockmouths Yeah same. Thanks for the quick response!

@FrazerRuddick No I don’t consent to the gay men But they keep doing it anyway

Adulthood is realising a fried egg should always be sunny side up. If you're still eating eggs over easy you need to grow up!

@movieheadpic What on earth are you on about!?

I asked my Google Home to stop playing the music I had on and my phone decided to chime in with this insanity! Feels a bit political.

Need a Tubi gem for tonight but I'm scared to look...

@shockmouths Just your mind was blown!? Or did you blow this Aiden too!?

Insane day Shout out to Aiden I apologise if I seemed off I was exhausted and then mind blown lol

@shockmouths Crazy story... Crazy...

sitting in mcondalds: “oh man. That guy spilt his drink. That sucks, man” “WELL AT HUNGRY JACKS THEY SPILL THEIR DRINKS ALL THE TIME. WHY ARE YOU SO SILENT ABOUT THAT” “I dont go to Hungry Jacks and their burgers are shit”

When I am on my deathbed and I think about how much I've wasted my life, I'll think back to right now where I'm watching all the Lake Placid films. Why do I do this to myself!?

Who Killed Captain Alex? Is a film that exists and I watched it. I have nothing more to say... Nothing at all..

...and I'm still hungry to this day.

15 years ago at the KFC drive thru the man on the speaker box said "we're giving a free piece of chicken to every customer today, would you like that?", to which I replied "Yes please!". I get home to find no free piece of chicken. I often wonder why I was baited like that!

@shockmouths Barely!

@FrazerRuddick You’re alive!!?

Mario my brother You deserve better Go find your queen

I enjoyed Happy Gilmore 2, but if I see any articles saying Happy Gilmore 3 is in the works, I'm bailing.

Just hit play on a movie called 'Catnado'. I'll see you in hell!

Oh shit, I got one like a year ago.

There needs to be a general rule of what people are supposed to do when there’s a handyman in your apartment. To date I have tried the following: -Pretending to text -Pretending to be doing work on a laptop -Pretending to be a real man