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@TomTaxiDriver You had to turn on a sixpence The sixpence dosnt exsist anymore

So… I’ve been doing some digging on the 1906 CoF relating the turning circle. Turns out there’s 2 likely reasons as to why we have a taxi turning circle. 1 is entirely redundant, the 2nd is almost as redundant. Any guesses before I reveal the answers?

@SkywayTuff2s @TheStingisBack I think its about time you got yourself a girlfriend Daniel

@TheStingisBack The second one is hilarious when they team up with the Soviet Union & they don’t even make an effort to make the Soviet aircraft Russian as they use F4 Phantoms the most successful American fighter jet in the world & they’re single seater! I need to get out more I really do🤣🤣

Top Gun turns 40, so does its scrappy “underdog” alternative, Iron Eagle. A logic-defying premise that somehow totally works thanks to killer aerial photography, a wildly charismatic Louis Gossett Jr., and a cracking soundtrack. Totally forgot he played music in the cockpit 🤣

@TheMekon_Venus Finished by ken ken Livingstone Who created pinscher points And road remodeling . He hated the routemaster as it reminded him of traditionalim And oversaw their managed demise

When I first moved to London., we thought nothing of jumping on and off busses while they were moving. (If you see Londons traffic Jams.. you’d understand.)

@ClarksonsFarm1 Tell him Neil from the young Ones will be there

How do we convince James May to make a guest appearance on Clarkson’s Farm?

@Classicbritcom The professionals were nonsense The sweeney was real Apart from when they never showed the sweeney setting up bank jobs and actually doing themselves

The Professionals or The Sweeney?

@AntheaJayne4 Screw your freedoms Make them take the jab

Time to watch #TheRunningMan on Sky. It'll take some doing to beat the original with good old Arnie Schwarzenegger. Fortunately there's some areas of my life where I can be easily pleased. Not many, but some 😬😂😂😂 Have a good evening all 📺🎥🍿🤗🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧❤️❤️

@TheRealSitts That is what it's all about John Sometimes you end up with Olive from on the buses Sometimes Barbara Windsor I think its subconsciously Why we stay in the job

Blinding bit of s&g Chalk and cheese to my shift yesterday. Fxxxing job..you never know what to expect Whereas 2003 -2012 i did

@AlexTran677026 Fuck off , you wanted to be on the London underground when London football ball teams were playing each other in the 70s and 80s , mobs could be 200 hundred 300 strong Nowhere to hide or run off too Brutal hand to hand combat with flourscent lights used as Weapons old school

The Warriors (1979) is one of the most unique cult films ever made. Inspired by the ancient Greek story Anabasis, the movie turns New York City into a violent urban battlefield where gangs rule the night. Hated by many critics when it first released, it later became a midnight movie phenomenon and is now considered a true classic of street cinema. Stylized, gritty, surreal — and unforgettable.

@thetatemotive What is a grown man doing in a uber

🚨Andrew Tate tells a story he has never told publicly before - an Uber driver in London warned him about his arrest months in advance. 😳🇷🇴 "He goes, I heard you're going to get arrested." "That old motherf*cker told me." 💀

@TateTheTalisman It all went wrong with bond After sean Connery and George Lazenby, after that you had blonde haired blokes and blokes who couldn't have a punch up, and looked if they might get nicked for cottaging One day 👍

A lot of people tagging me in the “Looking for a new James Bond” post so let me chime in. Let’s pretend I was an amazing actor, and was actually seriously offered such a role (I am not). I couldn’t do it. I’m too big and bulky and I’m half black. My lips are too big and my eyes are too dark. My skin is too brown. James Bond was a white man and even people who are lightly mixed race looking like me shouldn’t be playing him. If they stay true to the novels especially when it comes to character casting they might save the franchise, casting me would be a Chris Nolan Odyssey style move to pander to the woke crowd. I know it’s hypothetical and not even real, but if it was I’d politely decline. “I’ll take a purple drank. Shaken not stirred” - No thanks.

@Dinky63387209 It's the modern woman No controlling them

@Fred69965242 Safe on the Wharf of Death unless they get nicked for indecent exposure again 🙄🫣

Morning All Let’s see how it pans out today with closures & marauding riot police looking for any fair skinned person to beat the shite out of & sentence to life imprisonment Starmer really is a vile desperate piece of work…. DISGUSTING Amongst all that it is of course

@Dinky63387209 Let's hope they don't get arrested and you have to bail them out, like last time

@Fred69965242 No Ma’s out with Liz today so home soon for book n beer 😍

@VinnieSull1van @queenofaerobics Never got the citroen though Might be a northern gangster mobile???

@queenofaerobics It's been my favourite film for well over a decade.

Just watching this. Has anyone ever seen it?

@emilysheffield @PaulDDDaughters @Uber It's called the American gig economy

I am in an Uber and I am paying £28.95 for a twenty minute four mile journey. The driver is only getting £12. Explain that @Uber He has to hold all the costs. While you take 60 per cent.

@TonyBrooksZoo1 @KevinKt71 @Dinky63387209 If you are , don't wear your Shorts sandals and socks

@KevinKt71 @Fred69965242 @Dinky63387209 😄

Morning All Proper lay in after a late LA’ing return home last night (& boy did I need it) but there’s the little frivolous matter of fabulous Friday to overcome so here’s goes…….. BEL y’all 💪🏼🙏🏼👊🏼

@Dinky63387209 You forget the comma , and its DOO

OFL Penguin do at Wallace Collection Carriages approx from 10:30

@frankbrunoboxer Happiness is having no hair

Evening Okay looking for an entertaining caption. 30 years ago there would have been an advert Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet!! If someone can really make me laugh I'll get the office to send you something!!

@carrielbjohnson Weren't you on the uber P.R Payroll

Excellent news just in. John Worboys was up for parole this week but we have just been told that the Parole Board member did not direct release or recommend a move to open conditions.