Fred “FAHQ” Obannion

The SEC, ACC and Big12 mind can’t comprehend

Interns when I tell them to hand dig for utility lines in 90 degree weather. Knowing I had to do it at one point.

Fuck if fucking love this song #expand

What yall know about the ##omacock

I am become death, destroyer of worlds

@AlaskanTom Shit nigga we havin a bbq block party if that happens

Might throw something on the grill if Karmelo Anthony gets the death penalty

Convo is still going fellas

@BBradford77 Brad, Finally responded to her 12 hours later, now we wait to see if she actually keeps the conversation going Best regards, Fred

@FredFahq It’s only up from here Fred

Broke no contact and she actually responded, plan is now in motion. #lank what to do now

@bigbj153 ME FN

Any blue collar wiggers on here?

@FredFahq If she fell in love with you once she can do it again

@KyleTrask69 Any advice for a fellow wigga?

@FredFahq Go be great

Everyone this city is terrible at driving except for me, like the light is green nigga

@KyleTrask69 Fuck it I’m breaking 3 months no contact tonight

@FredFahq Every dog has his day

Got a date with the ex wife #putmeincoach

Hound dox, nigga has that shit on.

@nihilistnrcotik We all living the same life rn huh, it will get better trust

bitch just broke up with me

@jaydogreddy Jay, Smoke a lot and rink and distract yourself, you will find better and they will regret letting you go later, Best regards, Fred

I just fumbled the hottest chick of my life and my heart is heavy plz help

Dudes will wonder how there’s women that find the confidence to post a pic of them as knocked up as a Mike Tyson uppercut not knowing there’s niggas like me ready to have a threesome w her her and that baby

Sitting here drinking beer thinking about how good I had it with my ex at this time last year, might kill myself