Fred Hembeck

Attention: the governor of Alaska will soon return to being someone whose name you can't remember. All is well with the world again...

If there's one thing we can ALL believe about MJ, it's that Billie Jean was NOT his lover, and the kid was definitely NOT his son!

Gee, why do we always celebrate America's big ol' birthday party by using exploding candles on the cake?...

I forgot to twitter yesterday--gee, am I gonna get in trouble?...

What do you call a burglar at a Nair factory? A smooth criminal! (We all honor MJ in our own fashion...)

Why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He actually didn't, because he accidentally moonwalked in the wrong direction!

Okay, okay, I give up with the jokes--let's go mundane: I just had a bagel with cream cheese. Wow. Anybody thrilled with the change?

My free Slurpee came in a 7.11 oz.cup, which sounds cute--until you realize just how SMALL that actually is! What a wasted trip...

Watched "Panic In Year Zero": nuclear war paranoia mixed with teen idol Frankie Avalon, directed by star Ray Milland. Cheesy but gripping.

Going to mom-in-law's to celebrate wife Lynn's upcoming b-day, which is Tuesday. (Hey, reporting this mundane stuff is way easy!...)

Most famous balcony scene in history: Romeo and Juliet. Second most famous: MJ and Blanket...

Hooray for Hollywood!! A laundry list of all the movies I've seen recently can be found at: http://www.hembeck.com/FredSez.htm

Happy birthday to Lynn, my delightful wife!! (Yes, folks, Twitter IS cheaper than a Hallmark card!...)

To answer a few queries, yup, I'll be at Mid-Ohio con this fall! Hope to see you there1

Joey Lawrence lament: "Wo is me!"

Donated blood 2 Red Cross, got a coupon 4 a quart of Friendlys. Blood 4 ice cream is much MORE appealing a concept than blood 4 oil, y'know?

Gee, I haven't twittered in 19 days? Time to break that spell. Well, see you in another 19.

Soupy Sales plus art spiegelman equals "Do The maus".

21 days since my last tweet? Wow. I guess I must've lost intere

Hi. I'm back! (Well, see you in ANOTHER year...)