Son of Ha’Shem.

Go get yall families back man and stop tryna normalize whatever the fuck is trying to be normalized here 🫡😂😂😂

Being a man in your 30’s is interesting. You have girls born in 2003, 1990 and 1975 flirting with you.

Who else has noticed that being too nice and friendly as a man attracts a lot of disrespect?

1. “2 years No Sex” cake 2. “Jesus shirt” She was getting torn every which way but loose

Toxic women measure love by how much they're allowed to inconvenience you.

He cheated on Nia Long with some Grey Loot I don’t give a fuck what this nigga got to say

Telling me what you think a real man is or is supposed to do

Y'all addiction to Social Media when the nigga is actually in your life needs to be studied lmaoooo

You ever notice how they condition us through cartoons? Not the obvious stuff. The symbolic stuff. Take one of the biggest “kid shows” of all time — Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.** Reptiles. Living underground. Operating in tunnels beneath a major city. Hidden from the surface world. And what’s their favorite food? Pizza. Sounds innocent… until you remember how certain scandals turned that word into coded language in online circles. Coincidence? Or predictive programming? And who’s always documenting them? April O’Neil the reporter. The media connection. The bridge between the underground and the surface. Reptiles below. Media above. Public distracted. Then ask yourself why are so many elite-power narratives tied to underground spaces? The Synagogue of Satan when the jewish people hiding underground tunnels in NYC doing rituals trying to bring back their messiah Menachem Mendel Schneerson Rabbi Ancient myths about serpent bloodlines ruling from the shadows. Myths? Or metaphors? The pattern repeats across movies, comics, video games. Reptilian imagery. Underground networks. Secret societies. Media intermediaries. They show it to you as fiction. They wrap it in humor. They brand it for children. Because if you grow up seeing it as fantasy… you’ll never question it as symbolism. Sometimes the loudest truths aren’t hidden. They’re animated. ~ Robert Johnson ✨🙌🏾💫

Me realizing my coworkers have genuinely settled for this life (i need to escape this job and lock in before i become them)

One of my favorite tweets ever

No job is ever that serious for you to be a work snitch.

It’s always past tense.

-Life of a millenial -Recession at the age of graduation -Pandemic at the age of independence -AI layoffs at the age of career growth -Housing crisis at the age of home ownership

That tongue whiter than the dust on the wheels😭😭

"I STARTED MY MULTI-BILLION DOLLAR COMPANY IN MY PARENT'S GARAGE" THE PARENT'S GARAGE:

This why he can’t rebound.