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I'll just leave these here

@aarohiyadav100 911681

What is the biggest number by moving only 3 match sticks🤔 Brain test 🧠😁

@Beno10_MFC 91121

High level of creativity is needed here. Boost your creativity Can you make a number larger than 902 by moving only 2 sticks?

Manager: We’re letting you go for poor performance. Employee: Poor performance? Manager: Yes. Your output has been below expectations. Employee: Okay. Manager: That’s all you have to say? Employee: Yes. Thank you for the opportunity. Manager: You’re not going to defend yourself? Employee: I used to. Then I realized nobody here listens until the damage is done. Manager: Please hand over your laptop before you leave. Employee: No problem. Four hours later… Manager: Why are these reports not updating? Team Lead: Because he was the one doing them. Manager: What about the client tracker? Team Lead: Also him. Manager: And the weekly sales dashboard? Team Lead: Him too. Manager: So what exactly was everyone else doing? Team Lead: Waiting for him to finish his part so theirs could look complete. The next day… Manager: I reviewed the spreadsheet. I think we made a mistake. Employee: You fired me yesterday. Manager: I know. I want to apologize. Employee: For firing me or for never noticing I was doing three people’s work? Manager: Both. ↓

@Beno10_MFC C=8

Only the smartest nearly got the value of C. It requires top level IQ Can you solve?

@theAutoWhisper Wagon: Golf R variant Sedan: w221 s350 bluetech SUV: 2010 Touareg TDI/ GLS 450d 2012 Sports: Audi TTS

Open budget. What's your dream four car garage?

Out of hatred for the cockroach, the ants voted for the insecticide. They all died, including the housefly that didn't even vote - African proverb.

This Aden duale is just a gaslighter. The government has failed to fix the nation #JKLive

Look at Kiharu. Not slogans. Not excuses. Not tribal tears. Receipts. Fees slashed to KSh 500. Lunch every school day. Uniforms for needy kids. Real money for labs, buses, revision materials. Teachers rewarded. Principals exposed to the world. No hidden levies. No “harambee” extortion. No parents being milked dry. That’s leadership with a ledger, not a loud mouth. Now pan the camera to North Eastern and Siaya. Same Constitution. Same CDF. Same MPs’ salaries. Same access to Treasury. But what do we get? Endless blame games. Kikuyus this, Nairobi that, history that. Meanwhile children sit on stones. Desks are missing. Blackboards are a luxury. And every election, MPs return with tears and poetry instead of results. Here’s the uncomfortable truth: Ndindi Nyoro didn’t inherit magic. He inherited responsibility and did the work. Development is not a tribe. It’s discipline. It’s priorities. It’s choosing classrooms over convoys, desks over drama, books over billboards. So to the MPs of North Eastern and Siaya simple question, no insults needed: Where is your track record? Show us one constituency plan with measurable outcomes like Kiharu. One audited program that cuts fees, feeds learners, builds labs, and still balances the books. One year of leadership that doesn’t outsource failure to Kikuyus, Raila, Ruto, history, or the weather. Stop crying tribal persecution while looting silence. Stop weaponizing poverty to excuse incompetence. Children don’t eat excuses. At this point, if being a Kikuyu from Kiharu means schools work, kids eat, and money shows results… Sign me up.

@cryptofergani Mine is at 350$ I'll be debt free

How much is your debt? I’ll pay Real answers only.

Tell me your proper dream car… the weird, hyper-niche one. Not ‘Bugatti Veyron’. Something real. Something you. I’ll start, Bornite 2.3 Sportline 190E for me.

@grace_mulandi Done

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Mkuje mchukue ofisi or DM me for any inquiries 🙂. We’ve set up a very beautiful Coworking space on the 5th and 6th floor; Workstyle.

@PhoneExpressKe I think I won this challenge

@PhoneExpressKe It's a great deal.

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@Kenyans Can we 1st get data showing how long those involved in road accidents have had DLs

Road Safety Association calls for revocation of all NTSA issued driving licenses in the past 6 years

@bayobets 12.64 million Kenyan shillings

Say what you want under this tweet before October 1st. Me: 125 million

#MainaAndKingangi #MikeAndKingangi

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