Your boyfriend's gay best friend

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What does it say about me that the type of guy that throughly entertains me for the longest time without me feigning interest is a: Recovered drug addict (like white people drugs) with a slight drinking problem, a fear of commitment, hella sarcastic and a bitch

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Remember gays, girls and everyone besides men with unwashed asses: If they have to say its chilled it's definitely not babes that man is serial killer. Run and don't forget to hydrated cuties.

Apprebtly I'm not the only one that thinks like this. Check out Johnny Sibilly's video! #TikTok vm.tiktok.com/ZSeYwdqHS/

Not me hustling for an uber home from a crack head's Airbnb at 10.45, when check out is at 11. They said keep your enemies close but this seems personal now babes.

If I didn't congratulate you, the congratulations is not due. Respect yourself man. Respect me man.

Do you know what struggle nobody talks about. Being the last at the party with an awkward host. Meanwhile, your main bitch is tripping on some hectic indoor.

Sometimes we should reinvent the wheel man.

Have you ever thought about how some people will look completely unprepared in a selfie. But they are alone. Which would logically mean they were the one who took the photo. You get me ? Like who surprised who?

online learning in a country with no electricity but still the same academic pressure ? what a joke.

How is it this early and I'm already this stressed?

Tell me why I change my hair every time I'm overwhelmed. As if my responsibilities won't recognize me with new hair.

People really don't understand the violence of your degree unless they are doing your degree.

If only this applied to good grades...

Sometimes I just feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind. Academically

Why do lecturers feel the need to include their small talk sessions in the recording of the lecture? Mam. I'm not HR. It's not my business why you're going on leave. Stay focused please. We don't have the time.

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