Sprots are bad and dumb

Should have done this ages ago, but standing invite for anyone curious about how sweet life in Portugal is to drop a line - always happy to share my perspective

LET'S FUCKING GO

uhhhh you see, the scramble for africa was an anti-colonial project , because the europeans were returning to their ancestral home from 50,000 years ago

it would be extremely Chelsea to somehow win this game, get Slot fired, and miss out on Xabi Alonso

Gusto is such a dogshit defender

This ref is an embarrassment to Portugal

Build the whole team out of Joao Pedros (aka rising PL-established players, duh)

Is Liam Delap good at scoring goals? No. Is he good at creating for others or holding the ball up? Also no. Is he disciplined and able to maintain his composure? Nope. Is he at least tough and not a flopper? Again in the strongest possible terms, no

Lmfao of course

Don't understand how Chelsea can go fucking years without being able to defend the far post. It's unbelievable

Jesus was the original exaggerator of contact in the end so that behavior from Eze tracks

@danielstorey85 Shot on target and handball = penalty. Off target = indirect free kick

Wednesday version:

They need to change the rule. If it's not on target and it's handball it should be an indirect free kick

Bold strategy for Bayern to do a Chelsea

@Silhouett3Yrome Or just make handballs on crosses indirect free kicks

CL needs to adapt PL rules on these types of handballs, that is never a penalty

That's fucking stupid, not a penalty

@Silhouett3Yrome A yard right and that is unsaveable, damn

Kinsky feckk

Oh fuck off Everton

Noooooo come on Wolves

Oh man Xavi Simons definitely just did his ACL, brutal