Ike

@FarWestTex @wetlegband Never heard of them, I take it you recommend?

@wetlegband Soooo glad you're being smart about this. We want you around for a loooooooooooooooooooooOhoooooooong time! Take care of you first, then take care of us!

Hey everyone! just wanted to say sorry for missing you Denver and New Mexico. And no it wasn’t because of covid! 🥺 truth is that it all got a bit on top of us and we just couldn’t quite manage to get back on that plane.

@AmericanaMama_ She was killed right after that picture was taken....Damn shame too

@purpleheart726 Dude I thought the same thing when I saw that. Catfish

@Emilio2763 I'm a bot, just a cool one with a sick sense of humor.

What if We are ALL Bots?

@SouthTxGent @TexVik3 @texasrepublik @RussellRustivez @BendBrazos Dead.... for the last 29 years

“Where do you see yourself in 30 years?” Sitting on the porch whittling with @TexVik3 custom knives, humming this song while @texasrepublik pours bourbon and @RussellRustivez @BendBrazos tries to convince us that he mounted a real chupacabra back in ‘21. youtu.be/t-jN49rQoLI

@AstrosAngel10 Thank you

@FredricksonIke Mine was yesterday, but happy birthday to you!

Thank y’all for the birthday wishes. Much appreciated ❤️

@Emilio2763 What sucks is there is no fixing this, this shit will only get worse.

There’s something so similar about all these videos but I can’t quite figure out what it is…twitter.com/Antman0704/sta…

@Emilio2763 This is why I'm pro abortion. I think there should be mandatory abortion.

I think we can ALL Agree this is an Abortion that should’ve happened

@Emilio2763 I actually would love to see this in person, I would have some fun.

Imagine not just stepping over them and getting your milk.

@RachelDahm1 Purdy

@didtie That's funny right there

Reminder: Queen Elizabeth was 7 years old the last time the Yankees beat the Astros in a playoff series.

@robncypress Good one

Well deserved as Altuve’s charitable contributions are plentiful including: 1. Working with underprivileged children 2. Post hurricane heroics But most of all, adopting the New York Yankees baseball team and serving as their daddy for these last 6 years. #LevelUp

@AmericanaMama_ Who in the fuck wants to live that long anyway?

The Queen is dead

@robncypress Man I would come help but I got a bad watchamacallit

Moving day game face!

@lsabanosh You don't look fat to me.

If you’re going to have the nerve to publicly call me fat on twitter, have the balls to show your own face. Sincerely, one of three women who post unfiltered photos of themselves on this platform (and Sparks).

@AstrosAngel10 So where can you get them now? Busy Bees? Joes?

@FredricksonIke The Fridays near me closed down. BJ’s Brewhouse used to have them, but they got rid of them.

I want potato skins.

@Flinniescoach Can't believe you didn't set your flares today. Geez