Glenn Waters

Going to tell my grandson Aubrey Graham was Michael Jackson

@CracraftFan @RaysBaseball @Sean_SmythTBR

Hey @RaysBaseball I’m on a first date right now. Can you help me impress her? I will buy a Junior Caminero jersey immediately if you can help a fella out - RCFC

@CoachJimFuller Coach, legit 0% chance that’s his real account

Proctor knows what the deal is 💪

Grandson Henry listened to drake to go to sleep

@CracraftFan @Thatduudemic Fitzy was the leading rusher

@Thatduudemic U didn’t watch 2019 Miami Dolphins football

I don't think "not good" and "fun" can be in the same sentence for a football team.

@First_alphas Penny is hot so I don’t care

Nobody thought it was weird in the big bang theory that Penny; a waitress, was able to afford rent in a building where two physicists with PHDs were roommates just to split rent?

The Mayor of Toronto Olivia Chow speaks on Drake's 'ICEMAN' and his ice sculpture in Toronto 👀 "ICEMAN, I'm excited too! It's going to be a great summer."

Ronaldo cele on Garnacho’s head 😭😭😭

@Kanonsburner @Lovingdad69

I’m willing to die for this shit #whale

Hey IRS, do I wire my payments directly to the Learing Center in Minneapolis and the Hospice in CA this year or are you still brokering those deals? #TaxDay

@JMcghallager @BirdsInFour @the1paulscruggs Wonder if scruggs still says goodnight to his son @EasyE2432

@BirdsInFour @the1paulscruggs good day to be a muskie

One of my favorite things Xavier does for their students is commemorative physical tickets.

@DirtyBagwell Glenn forgot what he had for breakfast an hour ago

@FreeAirPodshere Ghost wipe?

My poop was solid today, let’s go, happy Friday, attack the day

Congrats Rory

Thank god he has a guardian cap on

@CoachJimFuller Coach with a banger

New Falcons Quarterback Tua Tagovailoa makes it official. #riseup

@CracraftFan Stay strong brother, one day we will have glory

I’m 23, and I have never sniffed a playoff win in my life. And I’ve got fans telling me to be patient with another rebuild. HELLL NOOOO

@MagicJohnson Also have aids

Today is a very special day for me as I will be receiving my 18th championship ring tonight at Dodgers Stadium. We will celebrate our back-to-back World Series Championships at ring night - I’m so excited!!! I currently have (1) Everett High School State Championship, (1) Michigan State NCAA Championship, (11) Lakers Championships - (5) as a player, (5) as a co-owner and (1) as an executive, (1) LAFC Major League Soccer Championship , (1) LA Sparks WNBA Championship ,and (3) World Series Championships with the Dodgers! I actually have a total of (20) lol 😂 but I didn’t include my (2) E-Sports Championships as co-owner of Team Liquid!

@CracraftFan This can’t be real

WHO liked this tweet???!!!

@conorfsmith Is this the official Connor smith??

0.1% of brackets in the ESPN Tournament Challenge picked Penn to win the National Championship