Complain Jane

Call me Betty Crocker

RIP cool mint Juul pods I think about you all the time baby 🫶🏽

IT WAS CALLED THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR AND THEY BROUGHT THE BOOKS TO THE SCHOOL AND SET IT UP LIKE A BOOKSTORE AND YOU COULD GET GOOSEBUMPS AND FEAR STREET BOOKS BUT ALSO MICHAEL JORDAN POSTERS AND NICKELODEON BOOKMARKS AND PENCILS THAT SMELLED LIKE CUPCAKES

I know sodas bad and I shouldn’t drink it but I’d sell my little brother for a can of Dr Pepper right now idc

ashley tisdale in 2004:

“I don’t even run from the police anymore THATS how out of shape I am” 😭😭

Hope this makes your day a little better.

the director said: "one more take and we send to Disney!" but she heard: "Toxic but make it Disney"

Nothing like the bills not playing today so I didn’t have to take a Xanax for breakfast

Stop getting a dog and then complaining you don’t have time for the dog YOU decided to adopt. Now all of a sudden you don’t have time for the dog who you’ve had for years? Now the dog has to leave its home? Because you’re selfish? So fucking cruel I hate people so much sometimes

Can we agree that Landon was the most insufferable character to ever be on Southern Charm????

Nah this is crazy 😂😂😂

@SorryItsAmari Me the other day I was in tears bro

It’s weird that people think their dog is the cutest even though it’s impossible because Bandit the Prince is obviously the most handsomebobandsome pup to ever walk the earth

Phish 1 Dez -147

The way my 45 yr old bf and 7lb chihuahua just plop and start snoring….peaceful i love these boyz

This girl found a note folded up in the back of her dad’s drawer after he died and it said “only open after my death” and she was so scared to open it, and when she did it was the secret to beat the Cracker Barrel peg game lol

Sabrina Carpenter on being criticized for her outfits at the ‘Short n' Sweet’ Tour: “to that I just say, don't come to the show and that’s OK.”

OKAY LINDSAY LOHAN

@BravesAshland Imagine your fav chapstick is in the other car that would ruin my whole ass day

I just found out a married couple I know doesn’t have assigned cars. Like they have 2 cars.. but one isn’t his and hers… they just wake up every morning and grab whatever set of keys and go??? That’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard in all my lives????