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How did I miss this before?

@CholeraFan Oops. I've recently dealt with an almost full gallon of bleach leaking. I suspect fowl play

@FreeDuck The cheap plastic cracks and deposits a gallon of soap under your cabinets

Here's a tip, don't use a plastic milk gallon for your under sink soap reservoir for the dispenser

@dlbohin @DeTocqueville14 I'd go bat house first also since I've heard that birds aren't even real

@DeTocqueville14 @FreeDuck I couldn’t think of which to get first, owl boxes or bat house. Went with the bat house. Need to mount it on the outside of the barn next week.

Is this true?

@NachT666 That almost makes the left sound cooler than they are

@FreeDuck Because the left projects their villainous evil onto their enemies in the hopes (and woeful success) of garnering more support by low-resolution supporters. Or, as the only thing a Communist did accurately besides kill its own people, call them "Useful Idiots".

Why can't Republicans be as cool as the democrats draw them?

@think_4_yurself What about Chong ?

Cheech Marin is a zog operative, stay sharp.

Cuando al fin llega el día que tanto esperabas!

@oldad1775 It's usually a family member

It's all fun and games til that thing in the woods starts calling your name.

All natural breast implants

@Cyberpunk_2800 youtu.be/pByzOXvxhIE?is…

I created this image with Grok AI. It represents a song, in a slight riddle form. See if you can guess the song. I'll post the answer tomorrow. Here is one hint: a cover version was done by Rage Against the Machine.

@Meat_Popcicle What a long strange trip it's been

It’s kinda funny learning there’s a new Avengers movie coming out because sets for it are showing up in the online LEGO catalog. I had no idea. Honestly thought Disney was done with Marvel movies since I haven’t seen people shrieking about them recently. 😂😂

@CholeraFan I know but

@FreeDuck They have homes when they move out, and kitchens in the shelter

At my wife's homeless shelter, they have a class once a week where they teach the homeless people how to cook healthy, cheap meals at home. Every week, we get free food because almost no one ever participates.

Shovel ready jobs

The government: If you're in public you don't get to hide anything from us Also the government:

Since my For You page is essentially just Canadians being dorks now, this account will now dedicate 15% of its posts to clowning on bitchass sap-suckers. Thank you for you attention to this matter.