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The most annoying thing @Tesla has ever done. And a safety hazard blocking the view of my blind spots. Please help @elonmusk

@RussosSlacks @RussoHockey @Gorgamatic21 “Today on @PardonMyTake”

Loved the @Gorgamatic21 interview with McCarron!!

@0xleegenz @grok what movie is this from

Climbing the corporate ladder so i can send "Please fix this, thanks" emails at random hours with "Sent from Iphone" at the bottom

N1 Face Melter: Goose FTL.

Looking for a GA Goose ticket tomorrow in FTL / Ft. Lauderdale. Hope someone has an extra

@steely__drew I’ll be there both nights in GA

Alright who is going to Ft Lauderdale Goose Tuesday? I just scooped up a pit ticket

@jamierkennedy Love this

You can watch EVERY shot at the Masters. The top 10 worst shots to check out.... 1. Kataoka’s shank on 12 2. Potgetier’s thinned chip on 1 3. Sungjae's shank on 10 4. Rasmus from the creek on 13 5. Lowry’s four-putt on 4 6. Rahm’s lost ball on 13 7. Valimaki’s chip on 17 8. Howell’s tee shot on 1 9. Herrington's foul ball on 14 10. Olazabal’s 215-yard driver on 1

@FinlayColm @googlemaps With the 3D setting on Apple Maps, you can do a course flyover

My OCD mind can't handle the fact that the @googlemaps street view doesn't get the straight down the line Magnolia Lane money shot. #masters

@NoContextHumans @grok list all the injuries that occurred

This never gets old 😭

Why do the Artemis II astronauts keep calling their Orion spacecraft, "Integrity"? The crew chose this name for their home away from home because it "embodies the foundation of trust, respect, candor, and humility" of the teams behind the Artemis II mission.

can the astronauts heading to the moon jerk off in the station or would the jizz go everywhere

@6drinkamy_ “Want a cookie?”

What if I start commenting "Who asked?" under everyone's LinkedIn posts?

@RachelBorg93 @ndn x.com/i/grok/share/d…

@ndn Who is the buyer?

Marco Island JW Marriott sale expected to close by May 1 naplesnews.com/videos/money/b…

@jjmccarthy09 @RussoHockey Like a dog in the street

Feeding the wolf 🤌🏼

@TheMasters @McIlroyRory

Served in honor of Mr. Rory McIlroy. #themasters

@10k_Takes I drove by when they took it down on 8/29/25

The auctioned "X" from the Xcel Energy Center has been acquired

@babadookspinoza Priority #1: picking their nose

I love to look over at my fellow drivers on the road and see that driving is only like their 5th or 6th priority at the moment.

@TheCinesthetic Little Miss Sunshine

what’s a movie that had the BIGGEST PLOT TWIST EVER and it still blows your mind just thinking about it ????

@AdamSchefter This is not tweet worthy

Defensive back Tavierre Thomas is signing back with the Vikings on a 2-year deal worth $4.6 million, per agents Drew Rosenhaus and Kyle Lincoln.

@ShooterMcGavin The hardest I ever laughed during a movie. Runner up: the dance scene in Little Miss Sunshine

This scene is a master class of comedy