Freedom "Tricky Dick" Bender

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@ORALProblem @Lolibyteher Sure

@Freedom2Bend @Lolibyteher Yes u want me to?

Proverbs 13:20

@ORALProblem @Lolibyteher Why don't you post the Bible verse

@Lolibyteher Very wise bible page

@girl08022006 Ayup

I just needed decent job and everything will be OK🤡

Life will get better after I graduate🤡

@ThePotatoeMan1 Ex*

@ThePotatoeMan1 Not even if you were hate fucking your accent and wanted to give her a Charleston steamer?

Fellas, Would you poop on her if she asked you super politely?

@ThePotatoeMan1 What does that mean

@Freedom2Bend Not really

@Ronnie_Van_Zant That's a dam good name

@Freedom2Bend Jigaboo

@dominick_cobb_ Here's a calculator; you don't need to calculate anything though

@Freedom2Bend Gonna need a quick explanation of that one

Anyone got tips on how to increase max bench?

@duchescatburner :(

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That is what it do yogi

A camel named Douglas served with the Confederacy during the Civil War. This is his grave.

@GiuseppeCatches 69

How old is everyone

@hazardpounder Gains over everything

Loafers and jeans in the lab. Hadn’t thought of this before. What do we think

Is a poke bowl qualified as a slop bowl