Tricky Dick

THIS ACCOUNT IS 100% SATIRE. It's Posts are meant to funny and humorous any and all content should not be viewed by anyone.

@g01den_Grl @CBSDickFitzwell @stanthestroker Yeah film it

@CBSDickFitzwell @stanthestroker Should I show my parents this tweet and ask them what it means

She #LilyLank on my #MaryKateCornett till I #DoxBirdman

@ThePotatoeMan1 But BURGER!

@Freedom2Bend Replace burger with 10 piece wing combo (with fries)

Big juicy burger would fix u

@cokecuntt What's up cokecunt

hey moids

@kittyy4pres Lego star wars is masterpiece

get me to god's country

@hotgirlcapital You should delete this

Attention is the greatest commodity

@blockhead4000 Don't

@blockhead4000 It's because I have a bunch of trashy tattoos

Im not on massive doses of Parabolan and Human Growth Hormone and also not a gay porn star

@hotgirlcapital Nah; men just give them more attention

Does Elon/X algo give preferential treatment to “girls” on this app? Just something I’ve noticed lol

@HewbCastellanos Muffin top is icing on the cake

@DarkwebShaman @Alkibiades_ Ignorant

@Alkibiades_ It’s Austin without the nightlife or good restaurants

I kinda like Houston. Low-key powerful energy and old money vibe plus slight cyberpunk feel at night. Plus I like humidity. Strange city but I like.

Women want a chud to humiliate with sex for the rest of their life. #stonecold

@airportpatdown_ Start moaning as loud as you can

@Freedom2Bend Massive chance tbh.

I’m going to be gone for over 28 days, then back to dallas for 3, then right to chicago. I am going to amputate my little tiny stinky horn off my body

Random guy hit the do nothing button thinking something would happen

Try cosplaying as tsa with your wifey

This next time under communism you'll get a cat girlfriend

@FeralPHunter Ufc at the white house...

lol what

Anyone wanna buy some feet pics?

@chris_p_bacon91 Ice water

How do you debloat your face