Drug Dealer

@GalaxyTVUg @FenoMenalD0ranz @element_eleeeh Pliz Don’t show this to @phantabae

Rwandan hitmaker @element_eleeeh touches down at Entebbe Airport, ready to shut down #ComedyStoreUG tonight! #ZzinaLifeStyle

@NassaliCathy Hajara

Eid Mubarak 🌙 which Moslem name suits me

@CynthiaZalwango Nga the buguda is too huge

It’s been a while 😌

@VipersSC Gusto Mulongo should withdraw 100K on my MTN…😂🤓

WE’RE THROUGH TO THE QUARTS ✊🏿 A brace from Gusto Mulongo and a double from Hilary Mukundane were enough to guide the Venoms to the quarterfinals of the Stanbic Uganda Cup. #StanbicUgandaCup || #VenomsUpdates || #OneTeamOneDream ||

@Underwraps1334 Masanyalaze 3 phase 💥🤓

Naye ki Mulongo kikuba😂🙌🏿

@MelonTracy256 Beauty called n yuh responded 😎

Duty called and I responded 😉😉😉🍉🍉

@marion_mi256 @KyarisiimaDiana Specify the lips…

Whats the remedy for itchy lips😒

@Nuwahereza31 @Nuwahereza31 yuh look like that UPPC win at Lugogo .😎

Good morning 💜

@drkasenene 8. Have sex

Tips for better sleep. 1. Eat dinner early. Don't eat after 8pm 2. Have some chamomile tea 3. Have a warm bath/shower 4. Avoid phones, TV, laptops at least an hour before bed time 5. Sleep at same time daily (ideally about 10pm) 6. Pray & be grateful for day 7. Sleep naked

@Underwraps1334 The accuracy…💔😂😂😂

These must be Villa fans😂😂😂

@ThetaQ12 Wish yuh a quick response…

Juma Mubarak 🌚

@uweraEstherUg @Sandrah_ug @12keysband @BigchefR @GrahamKeysMusic @rwedgroup Is it yuh I saw tudde in blue pants at the gas station..??

@Sandrah_ug @12keysband @BigchefR @GrahamKeysMusic @rwedgroup Am coming

“🎶 GOOD EVENING TEAM! 🎸 @12keysband is READY to kick off your weekend! 🍴 Join us @BigChefR and grub on your faves! 😋 Live music + food = PERFECT FRIDAY 🍻 #FridayNightLive

@JustGystin This commentator is a 10🌚😂😎

Mbu they call him Omedinho in Uganda 😂 #TotalEnergiesAFCON2025 #UGATAN

@ShamimNambassa Birthday gyal.. Nakuha e’nte 🐄 as ur heading bac to Kla in the evening.. pass via Mba’ra 😎

Kamwenge and Ibanda muriyo? 😊 #AnewUgandaNow

@infodexx Somalia is not on the list …😒🌚

Highest Sexual Satisfaction 1. 🇳🇴 Norway — 91% 2. 🇵🇹 Portugal — 83% 3. 🇧🇷 Brazil — 82% 4. 🇨🇳 China — 79% 5. 🇮🇳 India — 76% 6. 🇮🇩 Indonesia — 75% 7. 🇹🇭 Thailand — 75% 8. 🇫🇷 France — 74% 9. 🇲🇾 Malaysia — 71% 10. 🇳🇱 Netherlands — 70% 11. 🇵🇭 Philippines — 70% 12. 🇨🇴 Colombia — 70% 13. 🇿🇦 South Africa — 70% 14. 🇦🇺 Australia — 68% 15. 🇳🇬 Nigeria — 67% 16. 🇵🇪 Peru — 66% 17. 🇨🇭 Switzerland — 65% 18. 🇩🇪 Germany — 65% 19. 🇮🇹 Italy — 64% 20. 🇦🇷 Argentina — 64% 21. 🇲🇽 Mexico — 63% 22. 🇨🇱 Chile — 63% 23. 🇳🇿 New Zealand — 62% 24. 🇩🇰 Denmark — 61% 25. 🇵🇱 Poland — 60% 26. 🇦🇹 Austria — 59% 27. 🇧🇪 Belgium — 59% 28. 🇹🇷 Turkey — 58% 29. 🇸🇪 Sweden — 57% 30. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom — 56% 31. 🇫🇮 Finland — 55% 32. 🇭🇺 Hungary — 54% 33. 🇪🇸 Spain — 53% 34. 🇮🇱 Israel — 52% 35. 🇬🇷 Greece — 51% 36. 🇬🇭 Ghana — 51% 37. 🇰🇪 Kenya — 50% 38. 🇪🇬 Egypt — 49% 39. 🇿🇲 Zambia — 49% 40. 🇨🇦 Canada — 48% 41. 🇺🇸 United States — 48% 42. 🇺🇬 Uganda — 48% 43. 🇹🇳 Tunisia — 47% 44. 🇿🇼 Zimbabwe — 46% 45. 🇲🇦 Morocco — 45% 46. 🇪🇹 Ethiopia — 44% 47. 🇷🇺 Russia — 42% 48. 🇰🇷 South Korea — 37% 49. 🇸🇬 Singapore — 35% 50. 🇯🇵 Japan — 15% (Source: multiple global sex-life surveys combined)

@DrAkhilX Bilhazia

Doctors - What is the rarest diagnosis you have made in 2025?

@Nuwahereza31 The boy frm Kacence Mba’ra…. Ma neighborhood guy

AFCON Morocco!!!

@Nuwahereza31 Villa yamenye wire …💀😂😂😂

Football is a funny game! Sebooo maroons FC ekubye SC Villa 😂😂😂🙌

@kaawabanga Yamenye wire…💀😂😂😂

Arsenal bamukubira ki?

@ShamimNambassa Ur speeches are always short like a mini skirt… but long enough to cover the essentials 😎🤝

Thank you Masaka Glad to have gotten a chance to speak to the youth in Masaka Aluta continua