Andrew Parry

"Do you have a girlfriend yet?" Hahahah get out grandma, it's never going to happen between us.

@selashiloni @gucci @LACMA @wwd These tones are so great

Some of my photos from the @gucci @LACMA art + film gala last night. For @wwd

“It’s crazy how much higher your rent is going to go when you don’t say ‘I love you, goodnight’ to my wife”

The liberal agenda has gone too far

Bring back cigarettes on planes.

We should all stand up the second the plane stops. We could be saving so much time!!! We could all get a second thanksgiving!!!!!

Music Has The Power To Change The World

All music is good

I think it very funny of me to put “don’t message me unless you’re 6’3” on my dating profile.

Legally changing my name to Patty O’Lantern

@selashiloni This makes me feel good about working in this field!!!!!

The way I had the most viral photoshoot on the internet and still can’t get a meeting with any of these big publications. The industry is frustrating 😞

@brain_freeze_ You’re mad we didn’t get to watch it together and put it on letterbox

Who would have thought people could be so annoying about the sun? Thank god we don’t have to deal with that again for a while

@extralargeshirt They let us do too much in the new tekken

@FreedomParry Character creation went kinda insane though

Jojo Siwa debuts at #Wrestlemania 2024. Insaaaaaane ☠️☠️

@selashiloni These are out of control, Sela. Immaculate.

Dripped out Bill Nye by me for Time Out New York

@strautmask I AM GOING TO TEXTT YOUU!!

@FreedomParry i use Bonfire if that's the kind of thing you're looking into!

Do I know ANYONE who uses squarespace OR something like red bubble for print selling/ manufacturing. I have a lot of questions

I have lost this shirt and the light in my eyes has faded

Sorry bro, they got Rock Band upstairs. I’m gunna be busy for a while.