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@ItsChanzu "Cardiogram ni kidogo sana, haiwezi tosha. Make it a kilo."

"Department ya Radiology nataka tulete Gidi na Ghost "

@jamessmat He will hit the 100B in June. By end of his first term next year, the expenditure will exceed, The whole KPC privatization proceeds/SHA scandalous software/ the cost of Rironi-Mau Summit PPP expressway/multiple times the cost of Free education.Clearly, expenditure is the problem

The most expensive PRESIDENCY.

@Ademba_47 The option for the three North Eastern counties is not accidental. It is part of a long con that started a few years back. With no official data to support the population, any number of registered voters will be acceptable in court in case of an electoral dispute. Ballot stuffing

Yoh these cases are getting worse.

@kamauwaruhiu William oh William, spends billions to renovate the house on the hill but hardly spends a day there. Always on vehicle rooftops, while classes have no roof on top.

*WILLIAM OH WILLIAM* William the academic removed the word "enough" from the dictionary. William the magician turns yours into his. William the chef cooks one million chapati in a day. William the high priest builds churches to pray for development. William the economist borrows to tax the loan. Ooh William, ooh William, cut the forest and pray for rain. William oh William, education is the key, sells the key and changes the padlock. Ooh William, ooh William, builds houses for the starving. Ooh william takes 40 gives back 10 to divide among 5 himself included Ooh William, ooh William, what miracle can you not perform? Asanteni 🤣🤣🤣

@Kibet_bull It didn't stall, it was a cash cow 🐄. The contractor already made KSH 4.06 billion without even doing anything on the ground. It was the plan all along. Designed to be a white elephant 🐘 project.

Ile barabara ya Elwak ya Ruto stalled.

@BBCWorld It seems you are now consistently trying to manufacture consent for an illegal invasion by the so-called western democracies. Let Burkina Faso be.

Burkina Faso must 'forget' about democracy, military leader says bbc.in/41bOuGU

@RapidResponse47 "USA, an Israeli regime backed terrorist group claimed responsibility for the attack on civilian infrastructure. The acting Junta head, The Orange Pedo, claimed more similar terrorist attacks will continue until its objectives are met." That's the real headline.

@themayor_ke Don't panic. Boda boda riders in a demonstration is always a sign a pro government politician is behind it. Also, lack of anti riot police and teargas. This is a paid procession.

Imagine your governor has stolen funds, Senate is grilling the governor, and you are protesting to protect the governor. Who is the problem here? Samburu county you let yourselves down.

@spectatorindex Market manipulation for today.

BREAKING: Trump has told aides he is willing to 'end the U.S. military campaign against Iran even if the Strait of Hormuz remains largely closed', according to Wall Street Journal report.

@KeruboAnyega315 Mudavadi is way ahead of his boss Kaongo. He tried grabbing cemetery land over a decade ago. Lee funeral home looks like a sure bet for Anakonda.

Kitu tu ruto amebakisha kugrab ni langata cemetery na morgues most especially Lee funeral home...ivi karibuni mtaambiwa muende mfufue familia zenu juu honestly that evil man is capable of anything..alafu swali langu ni why nairobi mbona si Riftvalley??!!

@iribnews_irib Interestingly, the time between the siren warning and strike is now less than 30 seconds.

#One missile passing through defensive missiles and hitting the city of Safed, So easily!

@upholdreality Even the first attack was carried out on a weekend. They were hoping it would be a Maduro moment and by Monday a new puppet would have been in place. They want to terrorize Iran and still avoid financial collapse. The Orange Pedo is a mad King.

Iranian media figured out the pattern: Trump's threats spike every weekend when financial markets are closed. Monday morning? Calming tweets. "We are dealing with a very sophisticated psychological operation with an economic dimension."

@sholard_mancity Once weight loss kicks in, the patient may panic and want to take as much wealth as possible from all available sources, legal or illegal, such as dubious schemes at least to leave something behind for his offspring. Kleptomania is one of the sure signs that all is not well.

Let me explain something, and this has nothing to do with any specific person. Look at this image. On the left is a healthy individual. On the right is the same person, but with significant weight loss in the face, neck, and body within months This is not normal weight loss. It’s something called cachexia, where the body loses muscle and fat rapidly, even if someone is eating. It’s often linked to serious conditions, especially cancers like leukemia and lymphoma. It can also happen in TB or HIV. What many people don’t know is this: Someone can get treatment for whatever is causing it, e.g., leukemia, recover, and look fine, for example in 2022… then start losing weight again in 2027 if the disease returns or treatment stops working. In cancers like leukemia, this can happen quite fast, sometimes within weeks, and is common. And it’s usually not just weight loss. There can be fatigue, weakness, or bone or joint pain. If you’ve seen this pattern before and it shows up again, don’t ignore it. But also, you can’t diagnose this just by looking. The only way to know is through proper medical tests. If you notice rapid, unexplained weight loss like this, get checked early.

@moneyacademyKE Supply disruptions have nothing to do with it. Everyone knows the next review will be upward since it never goes down even if international prices reduce, always up. This time the international price is up, local price up, hence fuel hoarding has kicked in for some extra profit.

Fuel shortages already hitting some petrol stations across Kenya, now due to supply disruptions.

@CarolineThee It's called learned helplessness. A result of doing something over and over and realizing there is no desirable outcome. A feeling of helplessness sets in with the mindset that nothing will come out of any further action that is different from the previous outcome.

Mbona Kenyans wanakaa ni kama wame accept oppression na poverty🙄🙄🤔🤔like all these things happening aren't normal. You need to see the people making you suffer are the same ones you keep reelecting and recycling. They show you voting is the only way and system but it's not.

@BBCBreaking Selective reporting. What caused the crash?

Four crew members confirmed dead after US refuelling aircraft crashed in Iraq, US military says bbc.in/4lve6I7

@nytimes They did a precision strike to kill the Supreme Leader but they then mistakenly bomb a school? Nonsense.

Breaking News: The U.S. was responsible for a missile strike on an Iranian school, an ongoing military investigation found. The inquiry said the strike — which Iranian officials said killed at least 175 people — was the result of a targeting mistake. nyti.ms/47G2uw2

@jimNjue_ If the alligator 🐊 comes out of the water and says the crocodile 🐊 is sick, who am I to doubt.

“Ruto has bought all the 7 Major Cement companies in Kenya while pretending to be a Regional Investor from Tanzania. We have never seen such a greedy man”- Ndindi Nyoro reveals.

@moneyacademyKE This is odious debt. Majority is from the local banks, which translates to depositors funds. The moment the government defaults on debt, and it surely will, the house of cards will collapse. The hyperinflation will be over the roof, the currency will plummet and a reset happens.

Kenya's domestic debt has crossed Sh7 trillion for first time ever.

@PeteHegseth @POTUS How far the mighty have fallen. I never even imagined for a day that reading a post by a sitting US president would sound like a kindergarten kid's post. What a shame! Like, "Oh yeah, my dad can beat all your daddies and they will be apologizing..."