Joel Plamondon

@poirieryvesTVA @tvanouvelles Si c’est en ville…(c’est pas comme si c’est dans un parc nationale)

Un site abandonné par des campeurs #itinérance Près du tunnel Atwater. @tvanouvelles

@MrPaulBae @DavidBlue And for those who are thinking of not hanging on, you’ll lend this spot for the weekend to help them reflect on that?

@JdeMontreal C’est pas mieux de juste couper les fils?

6000 gallons d'eau pour éteindre l’incendie d’une batterie de Tesla journaldemontreal.com/2023/01/30/600…

@ThisIsKyleR @elonmusk I know that the tv show Timeless is a work of fiction, BUT I’m still biased by the name and hope all the best for you in a different timeline but no.

I think about the stress I go through about my own safety with the media, but then I look @elonmusk and just think about how brave he is for putting himself through the heat in order for truth to be known. Thank you @elonmusk

@Erichbubi3 @TheFigen_ Where Obelix when you need him?

@TheFigen_ Oh, yeah! Where I live, someone was hit by a wild boar.

@rickyricksmusic Yay

Are you a fan of Gravy over Mashed Potatoes? (yea or nay)

@DanBigras Y’en a qui sont déjà dans lune.

@JoJoFromJerz *To 5 year old « Trust me, guns are awful things that are for hurting others, you don’t need it »

For as long as I live, I will never understand how being able to own assault rifles equals freedom when it means that we can’t even live our lives without fear of being shot. How the hell is that “freedom”? How? Explain it to me. Explain it to me like I’m 5.

@CraigMaz1 @mccrabb_will Amazing that he can stop a spaceship from taking off full power with the force, but he can’t keep himself in balance against that wind.

@mccrabb_will Amazing production but I always laugh here as the moment the window breaks and starts sucking everything out Vader pulls an “oh shit” and has to hold on so he doesn’t go flying

@TheFigen_ Thé moon is what, like 300,000 km from earth? I don’t know how it could be at 4800 meters from the Alps.

@DanBigras A ce qui parait, ceux qui font des erreurs d’orthographe sont les gens qui ont le plus de succès. Je doit être nul. Et ça doit être pour ça que tu as tout ce succès!

@rickygervais Lol. Lost all my grandparents already, so I’m ahead by 1. I have no pets, so there’s 2. Some say I’m deaf so all the way won’t be so bad.

You have to lose 3 of these. Free Speech, television, smart phones, Grandparents, alcohol, pets, shoes, medicine, cars, hearing.

@ColinGBooth @MarkHamill @GenDonBolduc @Maggie_Hassan Yay for neutrality!

🚨 ALERT 🚨 Evidence has surfaced that none other than @MarkHamill is firmly TEAM MAGGIE in the #NHSen Race and ANTI “Trump clone” @GenDonBolduc. Thanks for having @Maggie_Hassan’s back in this race, Mark, and for being a fearless voice for good in this election! #NHPolitics

@JoJoFromJerz Absurdity is not dependant upon an individual opinion.

Ted Cruz can go Fuck himself.

@pattonoswalt Where’s the evidence of a knee-to-the-neck? Bruise, picture, video?

oh good LORD

@tylernewcomb_ If you could live in it,….

I’m the average male height the at 5’9” This vehicle should be illegal.

@____B_S____ Funny thing, me too.

@CalltoActivism To live? In jail?

Yes or no to prove a point to a judge: should Steve Bannon have gotten longer than 4 months?

@pattonoswalt Delicious

Just poured chicken broth instead of almond milk on my cereal GOOD MORNING.

@JoJoFromJerz I heard there’s a right way and a wrong way to cut a sandwich.

My son put the toilet paper roll on the holder like this. Who does this?!? It’s like I don’t even know him. 😖