French Maple Man

@BlackRose_xo_xo No bad answer on this one

asking for science: alt girl with muscles or alt girl in lace? you can only pick one

this is where the exhibisionism happens

@anonymishhh Literally got told the other day "you go to raves at your age, I did that at 16" and I was like wow congrats I still like to enjoy things

I don’t really go to festivals anymore but this is a dumb and bitchy take

@michelleyroo2 Maybe we can make it not an April fools and go watch the Super Mario Galaxy movie with a bunch of snacks 😳

@Frenchmapleman ITS APRIL FOOLS!!!!

omg you guys i went on a date!

@notmcki yes yes a thousand times yes

carrot cake cinnamon rolls 🥕

@sugarpatchi I was going to suggest bleach blonde buzzcut next time but then bush would be gone and that's unacceptable

get a girl who can do both

No rizz but I'd cook or bake anything you'd want. Anyway here's peanut butter cookies dipped in dark chocolate ganache

@abbyygiirl Been looking for her my whole life

the girl obsessed with lotr who has thick thighs and heavy naturals will save you

@lilseoltang That's a lot of ass

emotional intelligence AND THIGHS emotional intelligence AND A BIG BROAD BACK emotional intelligence AND AN ASS 5x FATTER THAN MINE sigh

@spookyghourl We need to start being able to throw hands on this app

@Frenchmapleman I just saw a tweet that said they’re disgusting

This is my favourite time of the year

If you're hot and funny do not DM me because I will answer

@sugarpatchi goated move

@notmcki I'll dm it to you!

@Frenchmapleman i think i might need the recipe

Hunger trapping my chocolate chip cookies

@notmcki Honestly, they're so fucking good it's crazy making more already

@Frenchmapleman OMG THOSE LOOK SO PERFECT

screaming

Mfer at my gym has a shirt that says little pecker club, why would you advertise that