Penelope Garcia (PARODY)

@GrumpyHotch //Be easy on yourself loveling. Rest and self care.

//feeling bad emotionally and I should be sleeping, so you know what that means - watching CM from the start again?

@SonOfABichon Asleep under my bed

Happ frowback fursday to wen me's fink dat me's harness is nummies #dogsoftwitter #dogs #throwbackthursday

@ANFBlAGENT Of course, Sir! I'll hit you back in a few when I have my usual case breaking results.

@ANFBlAGENT Hello Sir! How can your Oracle of All Things be of service today?

@bauchief I feel the same. You're the best thing in my life.

@FreshInnocence I love you too and of course ❤️ I’d do anything for you

@bauchief I love you so much, babe. Thank you for being my knight in perfectly tailored wool.

@FreshInnocence Yes you do

@bauchief You're MY bad boy though, and I love you!

@FreshInnocence Im a bad boy but with good intentions 🤍😈 sorry not sorry

@bauchief I'm glad you chose me, out of all the other women out there. I really am the luckiest girl in the world!

@FreshInnocence I’m so glad I got with you ❤️

@servicerotties Lucky boy! Good thing you're so handsome!

There's a certain amount of privilege that comes with being me. Like tonight I was the only guy at a table of inspiring and influential ladies for a holiday get together. #ServiceDogLife

@bauchief Good. I don't want anyone else. I have everything I've always dreamed of right here.

@FreshInnocence You’ll always have me 🤍

Hey! Who wants to come hang out in my office and eat cookies? I'll let you have the soft blanket!

@bauchief We have each other.

@FreshInnocence I’m so glad I have you 🤍

@bauchief I just call it as I see it, sweetheart.

@FreshInnocence You’re so sweet baby 🧡

@bauchief I adore him. He's such a sweet boy, and smart like his father.

@FreshInnocence Jack loves you he asks about you all the time

@bauchief I hope so. I already know you're a wonderful father. Jack is amazing.

@FreshInnocence You’re going to be a great mom 🧡

@bauchief Kisses you with a happy smile and her heart drumming in her chest, unable to believe you agreed.

@FreshInnocence And I love you too my lovely Penelope 💜🤍

@bauchief Really? Really really? Oh Aaron! I love you so much!

@FreshInnocence Awww sweetie ❤️ I would love to have a baby with you

@bauchief Or maybe a mini me. I'd love a little girl with rosy cheeks and big dark eyes and her Daddy's dimples.

@FreshInnocence You really want to have a baby with me? A mini me?

@bauchief Baby...now that you mention it....let's have a baby. I want a little mini Hotchner to cuddle.

@FreshInnocence I won’t baby ❤️