Dr Jayne Friend

They’re gonna regret that when corgo there gets on the Sambuca. #ladsladslads

running in the countryside and trying to follow the marked public right of way that goes across someone’s field.

Just heard the US government are researching ways to stop the refraction, dispersion and reflection of light because when in combination with water droplets it leads to dangerous indoctrination into the LGBTQ+ community. 🌈🌈🌈 all future rain will be cancelled for public safety.

Is there a crisis helpline for those that have used one referencing system (and couldn’t even get that right) then had to switch to another for a specific piece of work? Asking for a furious friend. #footnotesarebetter #authordatesucks

@RobJames68 You are far too kind!

@FriendJayne Oh, but it is all of those things, Jayne.

I have complete confidence that my work is thorough, well-written, persuasive and I don’t have any doubt in my own ability. And then I wake up. Nah just kidding, I’m also an imposter in my dreams.

Trip to Lewes, Sussex to see the plaque for HMS Lewes, and a Russian cannon, and a ‘rat and spoon’ 🤷🏻‍♀️ (was a ‘rat and spoon’ the 17th C equivalent of the Live, laugh, love motif?)

@BillRelyea Well Bill, he tried the old sneakaroo and approached the sandwich from my periphery but I could read it all over his stupid beaky face.

@FriendJayne I bet it didn’t end well. 🤦‍♂️

This is the story of a small woman, a gigantic bird and a cheese sandwich. #thebirds

I don’t understand why my screen is blurry after 8 hours of forgetting to put my glasses on my face.

I had fruit crumble for breakfast. Not proud of that choice. But I did make it myself and it was cherry and apricot. And it was excellent. Tune in next Saturday for more terrible dietary advice and baking tips.

If you would like to see this cotton wool ball covered stuff of nightmares, but on a bigger screen, then please attend this very exciting conference. I’m just as surprised that Santa has something to do with conflict and the sea as you are. rmg.co.uk/whats-on/natio…

Me attempting to formulate ideas for the next research project.

Well hugely disappointed by the new portrayal of superdog. Nothing like the original…

@PhilWaite7 Yes, a dodgy knee for the last 6 months.

@FriendJayne Injury??

A return to proper running after injury. I’m in my sweaty doc summer era. #running

When I read back anything I’ve written, a stunning piece of word play contrasts with the consistent misspelling of the word ‘because’

Walking the coast with my tartan flask of tea. anyone have a hairbrush I can borrow? #windy #badhairdontcare

Scorchio.

Still pretty tickled by Sir John Dudley and his Glade air freshener. #dudleycastle #dudleyzoo