Adam Friended

When these things start working crowd control we're all fucked.

The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

Colorado built this wildlife overpass last year for $15 million. It’ll pay for itself within five years from the avoided collisions. California spending $114 million on a failed wildlife overpass is absurd.

While we're discussing wildlife overpasses, let's discuss why they're important: They prevent ~97% of wildlife collisions They singlehandedly save wildlife populations (and migration patterns) They can save our country $10B per year BUT...they (should) cost $5-15M, not $100M

X Users from @DiedSuddenly_, @LaurenWitzkeDE and @realEdwardSzall are lying to you about Iran. youtu.be/1Mwd-7iXwVo

lol, how do you think AAPL, TSLA and NVDA keep going up?

Nvidia DLSS 5 OFF / Nvidia DLSS 5 ON

@NowWmma @CarterJahad but which one has the better robots?

@CarterJahad @Friended4Ever Bird man’s a great movie. Interstellar is mostly the subject of memes

Ten years ago Interstellar was snubbed from an Oscar Nom for Best Picture. Birdman won that year. Which one do we still talk about non stop? I’ll wait.

People keep asking why buyers “disappeared.” They didn’t. They just ran the numbers.

I’m a born and raised Iranian. I lived my entire life there until just 4 years ago, my friends and family are still there. If you think war is the most terrifying thing, think again Because I can tell you with absolute certainty, That NOTHING is more terrifying than the Islamic republic. Nothing. The terrorist dictator regime gang raping two nurses who were helping the injured protesters, then having to remove their intestines for the amount of damage, Is not even 5% of the brutality this regime has done in the past 47 years. #DigitalBlackOutIran‌ #KingRezaPahlavi‌ForIran

This is 100% completely unsustainable as a society. Nearly 50% of all consumer spending now comes from the top 10% of earners. The bottom 80%? Their share keeps falling. This is why the economy can look strong in the data while millions of people feel like they're falling behind.

Actress Amanda Seyfried says that the Oscars are irrelevant to Gen Z, and compares them to the tire industry.

@CoryK2009 @Jetskigrizzly Good sign.

@Jetskigrizzly @Friended4Ever 🤣

Market up on the news that the Ayatollah is gay!

Cleaning out my old workshop and found this picture 😆 I'm really tempted to do this digitally @PSA_Sitch @Friended4Ever

@DominicVannce This movie summary is way off. “The monster” doesn’t wear the skin of the men. She is an alien from a planet where human meat is a delicacy. She is bait for men the aliens are processing for food.

Every story carries a hidden lesson....... This movie is worth watching 🎬 8/10

Have you ever heard of the French Revolution?

How do you change someone's mind about free markets? You don't argue. You connect dots. A grieving mother was crying, telling me “capitalism” killed her son. He drowned trying to reach Europe on a boat. I sat with her. Then I asked her one question: why did he leave? To find a job. Why couldn't he find one at home? Because there are none. Why are there none? Because Senegal makes it nearly impossible to start a business. By the end of our conversation, she understood. Free markets were the only thing that could have saved her son.

Adobe has been crap for years. I hope their stock goes to zero.

@Ranting_Monkey Please be true 🙏

@Friended4Ever Probably about the same as ending the war with Venezuela.

Trump hasn’t talked about all the wars he’s ended in a while. I wonder where his war with Iran ranks on his famous “difficulty to end” scale. 🤔