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FRIENDS
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Follow for a daily dose of one-liners from Ross, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, Phoebe and Joey!
Katılım Aralık 2011
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What must it be like not to be crippled by fear and self loathing ... #chandlerbing
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Are we competing in a stupid contest? Because you're the winner. #friends #phoebebuffay
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Wow, money AND a firm hand. Finally a Chandler I can get on board with. #phoebebuffay
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Hey, stop staring at my wife's legs. No, no, stop staring at your sister's legs. #chandlerbing
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Do you smell that? I think there's a fire. Oh, wait. That's probably just your burning loins! #joeytribbiani
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Honey, I love you. But if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. #monicageller
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...and that conclusively proves that I had the idea for Jurassic Park first. #rossgeller
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She's the smartest of all the Tribbiani children. You know the SATs? She took 'em. #joeytribbiani
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Am I being a total laundry spaz? Am I supposed to like put the pants in one machine and the shirts in another? #rachelgreen
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Monica, you're scaring me. You're all chaotic and twirly...and not in a good way. #phoebebuffay
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Wish me luck! I'm gonna go get one of those job things. #rachelgreen
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This couch is cut in half... I would like to exchange it for a couch that is not cut in half. #friends #rossgeller
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It's not like we agreed to live together forever...we're not Burt and Ernie. #friends #joeytribbiani
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