Mike Rotchitches

saw this at the movie theatre today. what the actual fuck is this

Yeah sex is great but have you ever scrolled on Twitter after Madrid loses a game?

waking up and not being able to find your yart after a night out gotta be top 10 worst feelings of all time

AND ITS SECRETARIAT WITH A COMMANDING LEAD!

Imagine spending thousands of dollars on tickets yesterday thinking LeBron was gonna retire, and then he announces that his decision is choosing Hennessy.

peak life if my team could catch the football #paviais30

Scottie Scheffler when USA desperately needs him

Praying for any of our brothers being dragged to weddings Saturday 🙏

Happy Birthday @b_bobby76139!!

age is just a number. #balluptop

@AdmiralSabamoto it’s time

@FrigginPacket69 Help a brotha out

we meet again

Mini-fridge bed side table. Does this play?

@thehooob dei bid

Which one doesn’t belong

couldn’t beat it with a stick. #friyay

every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of

oh dear lord

Found the nicest place near me to crack open a cold one after work