David

Me a simp? Perhaps

J'ai regardé 50 matchs de Benzema par an de 2019 à 2023 et j'étais tellement impressionné par son niveau que je me disais souvent " faut que je profite du match bientôt il sera plus là " C'est le numéro 9 d'une vie

The richest assholes in the world will ruin your area, raise the prices on everything, and than look at you like you are the problem when you don’t let them do whatever they want.

Lunin turned into Neuer. Lucas turned into Cafú. Brahim turned into Messi. We played Carvajal at LCB in a title-decider and won 4-0. Joselu, our only striker scored 18 goals. We won 3/3 El Clasicos. We lost 2 games out of 55. What a team...

my band has a gimmick kinda like this but instead of making a pizza we get on stage and play our songs very well for 25-30 minutes

IF you’ve been wondering…I HAVE been in the studio… this one’s taking an extra minute to cook because it’s…extra delicious. Hope you’re hungry

Got no change sorry brotha

DE RABONA DESDE AFUERA DEL ÁREA. Tenemos candidato al Puskás 2026. 🤯🚬

🚨🇪🇸 ARDA GULER SCORES FROM HIS OWN HALF TO MAKE IT FOUR FOR REAL MADRID! 🤯 Real Madrid 4-1 Elche. x.com/vjedgyfox/stat…

you dont see a lot of people enjoying pears these days. old head fruit

Remember to start each day by immediately grabbing your phone and exploding with anxiety and rage at the news

la sensacion de hablar con ese amigo que no tiene envidia ni competencia ni falsedad solo amistad pura y genuina

Probably waking up at 10 or even 11 AM… half the day gone and he spends the rest of it looking for ways around rhythms that served us perfectly well for thousands of years. Jazz destroys lives

I get why this is a thing bc the vibe during this time was absolutely unmatched, miss it all the time. Cafes were still cozy, nightlife was fun and mostly wholesome, going to the mall to hang out and shop with ur friends was a great time, social media and dating apps hadn’t taken over human interactions, I hadn’t even owned my first smart phone yet in 2012. We were unselfconscious and free in a way gen z has never been. This was the last moment in time anyone can remember before everything in life started to be recorded and uploaded as “content.” It was the last time we were just people without constantly curating a digital avatar.

Day 1 inside Kerkez’s head

This is just flat out RIDICULOUS

You're already in it

I remember this name 😅

Levels of washed we've not seen in eons. This transfer has been a disaster man go home to your family and your side families brother we'll see you in Valhalla