✨ snazzy sazza - pokémon brainrot era ✨

“people are allowed to dislike things” WRONG! no one is allowed to dislike étoile from animal crossing!

Hey... can I join you guys...?

Only in Legends can you have a 10 feet tall Garchomp scold the mighty Dialga you just caught for being a big bully 😤💖✨ 1/2

@amanda_stoutt @lockandluce AKSNFK IT’S LITERALLY US

no this is actually how it works

Good morning #PokemonLegendsArceus

besties… I am so hungover rn…

so true

every queer person I've met: i want to have a café when im older, but it's also a bookshop and it'll be a safe space for queer people and there will also be cats

8 year old me watching my mom drive past mcdonalds because i was too scared to ask:

howl's fairy pokemon 🌷✨

@AlexSlider44 I couldn’t agree more! I think the only characters that come close are sordward and shielbert, but they’re at least so dumb it’s funny, y’know? 😂

@FromSundanceAC I genuinely gave him the worst Pokemon character award because that man was there for one chapter and has generated more hatred from me then any character combined Also how dare he use Skuntank my smelly boy

// pokémon legends arceus spoilers okay, so this is now officially a melli hate account. I DESPISE this man. he is such a brat holy shit

@lesbianadela I miss Gracie so much! :’D

hell yeah

@skyleon7 AHSBDJ NOT TOM

@FromSundanceAC …

heck yeah, I got celeste! 🥺 what a perfect baby angel 😌 (although I’d argue I’m significantly more loud and annoying than she is AJSHDJ)

@yourclownsheep I honestly have no idea what his fucking problem is! 🗿

@FromSundanceAC yes😭 and idk what's his deal, he just seems jealous or something?🤔😩

rt to scare pokemon legends arceus players

one of these things is not like the other

// pokémon legends arceus spoilers I wonder what happened to hisuian typhlosion over the years that made it lose it’s ghost typing? 🤔

@bakedcalamari no thoughts only 💕 her 💕

“LONG LIVE THE KING!”

@crossingsaff IT’S THE IMMEDIATE U-TURN FOR ME

no.

@kabuki_stan oh my god, SAME - but running out of space while exploring is even worse, so forking out feels like the lesser of two evils 💀

I love legends arceus so so much.. like this game is a masterpiece. But the fact I have to pay for room in my satchel……….. and not even for a row or something but for a SINGLE SLOT……. robbery