Just me and my Rose Colored glasses- ✝️📚🍜🦋🐈🥰

@Matt_Pinner I would- but I’m retired and work part time. I’d love to be home.

Be honest for a second: would you quit your job tomorrow if you won $15M in the lottery today?

SUMMER DRINKING TIP: When someone says they’re not drinking/refusing the alcoholic beverage you’re offering, do not ask why. Just offer a non-alcoholic option and move on.. because whatever the reason is, it’s almost always none of your business.

Happy RSD friends! We’ll be monitoring over 200 record stores on our Discord tomorrow for when overstock goes up online. Meanwhile, to celebrate RSD, like and repost this tweet for a chance to win one of two copies of Fortnight 7in from last year’s RSD 🫶🏻

@shouq_al90149 Mable.

Vintage old Lady name for this dog please 🥺

@everslay13 She look up to see if he was upset- and then the smile. The tension left her face- when she knew he was ok with the crazy. I love that for her!

all the right guys promised they’d stay. under bright lights they withered away, but you blooooom

Yes. My friend Kim and I went to see it a 10 am show. Left and went to eat lunch - as we debated what happened!

@Kristinartz Me. I have a collection!!

My kids think it's crazy, but we used to have a full set of cookbooks on the kitchen shelf instead of YouTube. Be honest, who still owns and uses real physical cookbooks?

@Matt_Pinner Easily

If someone paid you $700,000 to not have a single drop of alcohol for a year, would you do it?

Gun pointed at your head, name a rock

@Hugoolivery0 I hate it here so I will go to secret gardens in my mind.

Drop the most relatable lyric from TTPD for you !?!

@aakashgupta Also, more irony that a Recent Hot Drama that dominated Disney+ is A Korean Drama wirh Romance genre (100% happy ending for Lovers). Should Filoni consider this, Yea! Revive Ben Solo for Dyad Rey in Happy Ending, we Asians will return to cinemas for Reylo #TheHuntforBenSolo

@everslay13 The black Dog - the manuscript- the albatross - the bolter (tonight- tomorrow it could shift)

ok so rank the manuscript, the albatross, the bolter, and the black dog

Covid got me - so I’m bring joy to my life by watching the Eras tour!!!

@ThrillaRilla369 Yep- and for another $7,000 you can tell me my mom dresses me funny too. I got bills to pay!

SERIOUS QUESTION: if someone handed you $7000 and said “it’s because you’re ugly” are you accepting it?

@EmilySm43 I will never get over his loss.

Be brutally honest 🤔

@schiz04renic I mean- I pretty much do that anyway!

If someone offered you a million dollars to listen to just one artist for 48 hours straight, who would you choose ??

@omgsidewalks Salad.

If you grew up in a “vegetables at every meal” household….what did you eat with spaghetti???

@elonmusk That’s the most absurd statement I’ve ever heard.

Universal HIGH INCOME via checks issued by the Federal government is the best way to deal with unemployment caused by AI. AI/robotics will produce goods & services far in excess of the increase in the money supply, so there will not be inflation.

@ronsterd89 Yes - obviously

Is it rude to bring kids to a “no kid” wedding if u can’t find a babysitter? 🤔

I almost posted something identical yesterday. I went down the soda aisle and in that moment just decided I couldn’t afford Diet Coke anymore. And it’s not that I don’t have $9, but the cost vs value just doesn’t math anymore. Grocery prices are a full blown crisis at this point, and I’d really like to see some congressional action on price gouging. Because starving people living in the same country where grocery conglomerates are posting record profits is not a sustainable model. The greed has gone too far. Time to rein it in.