Hayden Fry’s Mustache

@DaBootTragedies Da Boot doesn’t know ball

@FryMustache It’s called copy and paste brother

After year one OT Kelvin Banks A- QB Tyler Shough A DT Vernon Broughton D S Jonas Sanker B- LB Danny Statesman B+ CB Quincy Riley A- RB Devin Neal B TE Moliki Matavao C- DE Fadil Diggs C

@DaBootTragedies F’d it up in your original tweet too 🤣 maybe you’re just a retard who doesn’t know ball

@FryMustache Autocorrect brother lol

@isaactrumble_ Stud

Trumble 3:16 says “I just whooped your _ _ _”

Dumb bitch playing her saxophone at #ORD gate B21 at 5am

Me walking to the company printer to print off my bracket

@Saints504_ Big Larry!!!

The 2018 Saints O-line and 2026 Saints O-line kinda similar 🤔 2018: LT: Terron Armstead LG: Andrus Peat C: Max Unger RG: Larry Warford RT: Ryan Ramczyk 2026: LT: Kelvin Banks LG: David Edwards C: Erik McCoy RG: Cesar Ruiz RT: Taliese Fuaga 4 good players and one liability. Injury Prone players 2 Cornerstone Tackles

There isn’t one person on this planet that can convince me that this isn’t the greatest MLB closer entrance of all time. The pause waiting for the music. The bells. The slow build up of the guitar while he jogs to the mound. Enter Sandman could never hold a candle to Hells Bells

@HighLevBaseball @magicmike278 That doesn’t mean it had the height to get over under wall

@magicmike278 Statcast said 407 feet on the distance, the wall to CF is 400 feet

In his career, Aaron Judge has hit 95 balls at 110+ MPH between a 25° and 35° launch angle - 90 of them went for HRs - 3 of them resulted in 2B/3B - 2 of them were caught by Kiké Hernández Julio Rodríguez's robbery defied the odds, in arguably the biggest game of his life 🇩🇴

@BallKnowerBrad @UnderdogGolf Honestly could 🤷‍♂️

@UnderdogGolf Retiring back to India?

Sudarshan Yellamaraju a WD from the Valspar Championship.

@ChandanJha05 @purelyebony Holy AI

@purelyebony The worst part isn’t even the delay, it’s saying “a few minutes” and then disappearing for way longer. That’s how people lose trust in services.

I had a hair appointment at 4pm today, the stylist told me she would be a few minutes late… she still isn’t here.

@budrich17 Logan Jones won’t be there at 132 😂

This is probably as close to perfect as I’ll get.

@BarbellFi Tell me you’ve never heard of imputed interest without telling me you’ve never heard of imputed interest

When my son is ready to buy a house We’ll loan him the full purchase price He’ll make monthly payments to us 30 year mortgage at 0% interest Thanks to the bank of Mom & Dad 💰

@RaiseTheTrident Degrom? Crochet? Snell? Fried?

The only Team USA SP plan that would’ve made sense: McLean vs Brazil Webb vs GB Skenes vs Mexico Skubal vs Italy Just a very bad plan from the get

@CespedesBBQ Team USA is the freshman squad tbh

A funny part of this game is that basically everybody on Italy is eligible for Team USA so Team USA is essentially losing to the freshman squad, respectfully.

@RyanDanz You can buy a trailer 2 blocks from the beach in this circle for 250k 😂

One of the most epic stretches of living in the history of the world Sure, it takes making 1MM/year to live adequate, just enough to get a starter home (which starts at 2mm for anything non-tear-down), and pay the bills, afford a closet full of vuori, drive a Tesla, surf 10am-1pm on a weekday, and drink $7 cups of micro roasted coffee with chai tallow, take a few yoga classes per week, get a club membership, … but 10/10 public schools, year round 72 degrees with a light breeze, organic grocery stores, no smog, no insects, no swamp ass, no crime, no homeless-tent cities, no parking meters, the best Mexican food north of Mexico City, the most slightly above average looking but fittest people you’ve ever seen and 10000x less pretentious than Newport and LA folk World class and open to the public; •Beaches •Hiking •Golf •Museums •Parks •Zoos And a tax racket that means homes worth 5mm that were bought 25 years ago for 500k, only pay 5k/yr property tax and locked for life (sans capped increase) And this doesn’t even include that little hamlet to the right on the map called Rancho Santa Fe which is a tweetstorm all unto itself

@NFLDraftBites Who has more yards per carry?

#Saints Go from perceived Cap Hell a month ago to signing the best Free Agent Guard & the 2nd Best FA Running Back. David Edwards & Travis Etienne huge additions Etienne has 3 1K+ rushing seasons in 4 yrs Alvin Kamara has 0 1K yard rushing seasons in his 9 year career

@SportsHQ360 @j3llybeans_ 💀

@j3llybeans_ Are you a midget?

the concept of 25k steps burning 520cals

@CashMaxii @j3llybeans_ This dude is walking the Oregon Trail with Lewis & Clark

@j3llybeans_ You gotta be walking slow as hell cause almost 40k steps burned 1300 calories for me

@CrazyVibes_1 If you don’t want a sale then cancel it

I swear I hate DoorDash sometimes. This wasn’t a small order — it was a full catering order. Not something you casually push through an app last minute. It came in right as I opened, and I was working a solo double at the food truck. No help. Just me. Then the DoorDash driver showed up 12 minutes early and immediately started pressuring me to get it done faster. I had to tell him, “You’re going to have to wait. You don’t understand how this just threw off my entire day.” Meanwhile, I’m thinking — this driver is about to get a $30 tip to drive the food five minutes down the road, and it just took me 40 minutes to prep and package everything… for zero tip. Twelve hours later, and I’m still irritated about it.