Constitutional Mischief

I have the best wife...she makes the bed while I’m still in it.

Was the Board of Peace just canceled?

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Because he has gotten away with everything up to now. And he has no reason to believe that he will not continue to do so. This snowball is hurtling downhill and growing fast. Things will fall apart for him in spectacular fashion

Harvard Grad Lawrence O’Donnell deserves a Pulitzer award for his unrelenting dedication to the truth he fearlessly speaks in the face of the @realDonaldTrump administration and their efforts to destroy this country and its future.

In Australia, the captain of this football team went into the stands after his team won the championship to get their waterboy, who has Down's Syndrome, so they could celebrate together.

Arrest his entire cabinet of criminals too.

Watch out! Lunatic anti-vaxxer RFK, Jr. at the Wheel:

"Black Plume", a Sixapo-Blood Indian in present day Alberta or Saskatchewan in 1895

@JohnJHarwood Not only are the detainees innocent, they have to pay for their sparkly white uniforms.

Who is with me? 🖐️

🚨 BREAKING: NATIONAL SECURITY CRISIS! 🚨 Mike Waltz, Tulsi Gabbard, and Pete Hegseth's blunders exposed sensitive data, including passwords, online. This unprecedented breach compromises national security and demands immediate resignations! 💥🏛️ #SecurityCrisis #ResignNow What a steaming pile of horseshit Trump’s security “leadership” has turned out to be! Mike Waltz, Tulsi Gabbard, and Pete Hegseth—these brain-dead fuckwits have transformed national defense into a goddamn free-for-all for every enemy with a keyboard. DER SPIEGEL had to shove their faces in it [1], exposing their private data—phone numbers, emails, motherfucking passwords—splattered across the internet like a drunk frat boy’s vomit. This isn’t a security breach; it’s a fucking welcome mat for spies, rolled out with a wink and a smile! And holy shit, the Houthis group chat scandal takes the cake—a fuck-up so monumental it’s practically a war crime. These drooling idiots were flapping their gums on Signal about a military strike—life-or-death shit—when they accidentally added The Atlantic’s Jeffrey Goldberg to the party [4]. A fucking journalist! What’s next, you mouth-breathing clowns—Zooming Xi Jinping with the missile coordinates? “Hey, Jeff, timestamp our invasion for us, yeah?” Those same exposed phone numbers linked to their Signal accounts [1][5] mean every terrorist asshole from here to Tehran could’ve been screenshotting our secrets while these dipshits scratched their balls. The Houthis are probably pissing themselves laughing, and who could blame them? This isn’t incompetence; it’s a full-on, pants-shitting catastrophe that makes the Titanic look like a fender bender. DER SPIEGEL warned that foreign intelligence could exploit this shitshow for phishing, spyware, or blackmail [1][6][7]—and fuck yeah, they will! Waltz, Gabbard, and Hegseth didn’t just screw the pooch; they gift-wrapped it, lubed it up, and handed it to our enemies with a bow on top. Cybersecurity experts are losing their goddamn minds over the espionage risks [6], while these three stumble around like they’re auditioning for America’s Dumbest Traitors. Why bother with a cyberwar when you’ve got this level of weapons-grade stupidity serving up the playbook on a platter? Resign? RESIGN?! These shitstains should be hog-tied, tarred, feathered, and launched into fucking orbit! Mike Waltz, National Security Adviser—more like National Security Assclown—can’t secure his own email, let alone the country. Get the fuck out, you walking disaster! Tulsi Gabbard, Director of National Intelligence—bitch, your “intelligence” couldn’t outsmart a bag of hammers. Fuck off, you useless hack! And Pete Hegseth, Secretary of Defense—defending nothing but his own dumbass ego while leaking war plans like a busted sewer pipe—crawl back to whatever propaganda swamp birthed you, you treasonous fuck! Every second they squat in office is a giant “fuck you” to every soldier, spy, and taxpayer they’ve screwed with their brainless fuckery. The Houthis are throwing a goddamn fiesta, and we’re the piñata—this isn’t a scandal, it’s a fucking reckoning demanding their heads roll. Quit, you spineless, shit-for-brains losers, before you bumble us into a war we lose because you’ve already DM’d the enemy our troop movements! Citations: [1] spiegel.de/international/… [2] databreaches.net/2025/03/26/pri… [3] economictimes.com/news/internati… [4] newsweek.com/trump-official… [5] moneycontrol.com/world/amid-sig… [6] timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/perso… [7] yahoo.com/news/top-trump… [8] x.com/SPIEGEL_Englis… [9] straitstimes.com/world/united-s… [10] newrepublic.com/post/193220/do… [11] reddit.com/r/Military/com…

We aren't talking about this enough. 👇

@LauraJedeed It’ll be a doozy 😱

Boy howdy, the Trump administration sure is getting raked over the coals for a comically obscene security violation Anyway, we're about 5 hours out from the most batshit distraction you've ever seen in your life

Due process aside, I think we all can agree the detainees look fantastic in their sparkly white uniforms.

RETWEET if you are proud to stand with @Tim_Walz!

If China pays the 10% tariff to the USA, why don’t we levy 100% tariff and we will all be billionaires?

@crampell If other countries pay for our tariffs, why don’t we make them 100% and make more money?? In other words, why do the press continue to let Trump lie regarding who pays the tariff?

The Great Disconnect: Why Americans Enable The Policies That Harm Them 1/10: 🧵Carl Sagan once warned of a world where people, unable to discern reality from illusion, would slide back into superstition and darkness. He spoke of a time when truth itself would erode, when those in power would operate unseen, and when the people—adrift in confusion—would mistake their own cages for freedom. That world is not a distant nightmare. It is here. There is something deeply wrong. Everyone can feel it, like a slow decay beneath their feet. Bank accounts empty faster than they fill. Rent rises while wages freeze in place. Grocery bills climb, medical costs spiral, stability dissolves. And yet, in a cruel inversion of progress, those at the top grow wealthier, more powerful, untouchable. The American Dream, once a promise, has become a taunt. For the first time in modern history, Americans believe their children will have it worse than they did. And yet—ask why this is happening, and the answers scatter into confusion. Some say immigrants. Some say laziness. Some say woke policies, or global elites, or government incompetence. A thousand explanations, all carefully placed to conceal the truth. The suffering is real, but its cause? Deliberately obscured. theintellectualist.com/the-great-disc…