Fryson

If you go to McDonalds and want their chicken nuggets, order the kosher nuggets. They'll hand-batter real chicken for you (not the pink sludge goyslop) and it's the same price as the regular nuggets

Chuck Norris died and now we live in the Chick-fil-A universe New Mandela effect

🚨Nobody wants to hear this but it needs to be said. > Scientists just copied a fruit fly's brain into a computer. Neuron by neuron. No training data. No machine learning. > It woke up and started walking. No one taught it to walk. No one trained it. No gradient descent. It just... knew what to do. A fruit fly brain has 140,000 neurons. A human brain is around 86,000,000,000. And we've gotten really good at scaling. Meaning with this proof, the first digital human won't be built by OpenAI. It'll be copied from someone who's already alive. Your consciousness is software. And someone just proved it can be copy-pasted. Start your day with that.

Did anyone realize what just happened here? This is one of the strangest things happening in tech right now. Scientists put 200,000 human brain cells on a chip and taught them to play Doom. Yes. Real neurons. > $35K per system > 30 units run on ~1000W > Your brain runs on ~20W > AI data centers burn megawatts They’re now selling Wetware as a Service. Developers can literally deploy code to living neurons in the cloud. This neither simulation nor silicon, this is Actual brain cells. Welcome to biological computing.

Iceberg suddenly flips with a penguin colony onboard

Oh my god. This video game was made in minutes with Google AI. Short all gaming studios. It's over.