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“There’s ALWAYS time for a cocktail.” #cat #blackcat #catsofinstagram #funnymemes #funnycat #meme #cocktails #dranks #dragrace #mrskashadavis @ Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan instagram.com/p/ByU3-LdpYzf/…

When you’re feeling the fantasy, and about to let them have it. Encouraged by all the Queens in your dressing room. #MadameX #Medellin

I’ve been staring at this picture all night, haunted by the way this image has taken new meaning. A peaceful moment along the Seine River in Paris, 13 years ago. Now, Notre Dame lies in… instagram.com/p/BwWNNeehsAV/…

The new @skyferreira track sounding like Laura Palmer’s pain and anguish.

The first concert I ever attended was @madonna Blond Ambition Tour at the LA Sports Arena in 1990. Technotronic was the opening act, and I bought myself a tour shirt emblazoned with this… instagram.com/p/BvUwX8FBi7a/…

When you realize that this isn’t your beautiful house, or your beautiful wife, and that everything you’ve known is a lie. @DBtodomundo #davidbyrne #mygodwhathaveidone

Minding your own damn business when Mercury in retrograde suddenly hits.

Young, Black, and Upulent. @Mercedesiman @brookecandy @RuPaul #RupaulsDragRaceSeason11 #opulence

Farewell Karl. #karllagerfeld #fashionicon #catlover #choupette @ Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan instagram.com/p/BuFVmyuBs8Y/…

On Leap Day, 2004, Michael Scribner drags me out of the house, INSISTING we head to badlandssf for drinks. Once there, a stranger by the name of Scott Keeney would eventually approach me,… instagram.com/p/Btj7925BXBJ/…

And while we’re on the subject, why aren’t there any black people in David Lynch films? REAL TALK: We ain’t got time nor patience for his brand of weird shit anyway so it’s just as well.

@Scott_Heim That thing from behind the dumpster at Winkies...The gag of seeing that for the first time.

If Joan Crawford owned an Echo. Can you imagine? Poor Alexa.

And remember kids, it’s not #shade if its the truth. #10YearChallenge

My husband is a respected scientist in a world famous lab while I make memes of our cat and run her fan club/social media. Somehow, we make it work. Like peanut butter and jelly swirl in a jar. #andtheysaiditwouldntlast

I low key love Betty White and would love to see her immortalized on a stamp, or at the very least, Mount Rushmore. #BettyWhite

American Horror Story: VACUUM. “It’s loud, it’s relentless, it’s a Hoover...DAMN!” instagram.com/p/Brq5fDPBzu1/…

In today's updated edition of "WHAT DID MEGHAN MARKLE DO NOW FFS?" The Duchess breaks royal code by defiantly sporting black nail polish out in public. Stay tuned for breaking developments.

When you regret nothing and if given the chance, would do it again in a heartbeat.

Morticia is a registered sourpuss and proud member of the Grump party.