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@Mnyika_1 God be with you

Wambo from Kirinyaga has been my girlfriend since year 1 in campus. The time to present her to my family came and when I did it the family didn't show her the facial expression. They called me to a secret meeting saying no husband has gone to an old age with a murima beb in our land Nyanza. All the Murima bebs that were married to our people killed the husband and took their kids ,changed their names to murima names and took all the properties. I have never told this woman anything, she is 5 months pregnant and I think she is not the type ok kikuyu women that can kill a husband. She is a different breed. My family concluded that I should never go back with my girl to their place . I have decided to live with my woman in town . So help me God

@heis_fede You have already given the guard of honour Already since we are champions before playing you, So It makes no difference

This will forever remain the only guard of honor between Real Madrid and Barcelona in La Liga's history.🤍

Yo, @KMbappe you see how Real Madrid fans are treating you? Pull a Figo and come to Barcelona...

@maxstephhh Felt sorry for him

Remember when Madrid players used to ignore Mbappe in his initial Madrid days?

OLEEEE OLEEEE OLEEEEE! CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAAAAAAALLLLL!

@BarcaUniversal 😆😆😆

🚨 DID YOU KNOW: Barcelona once played their anthem inside the Santiago Bernabéu. In 1997, Barça faced Real Betis in the Copa del Rey final at Real Madrid’s stadium, which Barça won at extra time. Barça vice-president Joan Gaspart reportedly went to the Bernabéu’s announcer booth with a tape of the Barça anthem. He reportedly bribed the stadium announcer to play it through the speakers while the Barça players celebrated. The “Cant del Barça” ended up ringing around the Bernabéu multiple times. Real Madrid officials were not exactly happy, but by then, the damage was done.

@theberneese @FabrizioRomano Hahaa

@FabrizioRomano He will regret this decision one day and I will come back to this

🚨⚪️ Kylian Mbappé to Real Madrid, HERE WE GO! Every document has been signed, sealed and completed. Real Madrid, set to announce Mbappé as new signing next week after winning the Champions League. Mbappé made his decision in February; he can now be considered new Real player.

Never forget when Dibu Martínez said his goodbyes expecting a big move… and ended up staying because no one came 😂

"my grandson, whenever you are boarding a public vehicle always sit on the driver's side"

🚨🤯 𝐂𝐑𝐀𝐙𝐘 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓: Olivia Rodrigo will win La Liga before Kylian Mbappe! They said we had to “get ready” if Mbappe lands Madrid… 🤫

You're always welcome at your home, Leo. 💙❤️

🎉🎂 Happy birthday to the best goalkeeper in La Liga this season, Joan Garcia!

@Angle__wix He is viking

He carried the show so much over 95% of the viewers stopped watching after he di 3d.

@NealGardner_ Uefa and FIFA wouldn't let Barcelona mention Get there, corrupt officials

For the 6th time in a row and the 7th time in 8 years, Femeni make the Champions League final! Outrageous.

Brooooooo

@FabrizioRomano Mid club

🚨 Hansi Flick when asked about Espanyol-Real: “Maybe I can go to the theatre with my wife tonight. I haven't been yet”. “Maybe I can watch Mago Pop!”. 🪄

So Gerard Martín is going to win La liga unbeaten?

Barcelona mannn, the fans turn out for the men the same way they do for the women. See fireworks everywhere. It's so special to support a proper club