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Prawn to be wild: cocaine found in all shrimp tested in rural UK county theguardian.com/environment/20…

"Wow, looks like a 'honky hoedown' to me! I've noticed the lack of diversity in festivals recently, and these se..." discussion.theguardian.com/comment-permal…

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MPs suffering from Slemmel's disease (The Day Today)

The first day of spring.

Statue of Mary driving a car in Ireland (Brass Eye)

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If men got pregnant, you could get an abortion at an ATM. #InternationalWomensDay

Unquestionably the best headline of the day:

"When I started Reynholm Industries, I had just two things in my possession: A dream, and six million pounds".

Please RT Read an eBook week 3-9 March All titles 50-100% off SALE! #amreading #Smashwords #ebookweek19 trixiebloom.com/2019/03/04/rea…

@BuggyBlazers sounds like fun

We are a unique project crowdfunding shortly #Andalucia #adventure #adventuretime #AdventureAwaits #adventures #experience #experiences

Paedophile blasted into space (Brass Eye)

View from our micro shelter - Opium poppies everywhere, planted by the Moors over 1000 years ago! #amwriting #WritingCommunity #retreat #opioids #natural #mountains #Andalucía #inspiration #amreading #naturalbeauty

been it's awesome

⚡️ “The Funky Kat Creative Wellness Retreat is live on Kickstarter!” @Kickstarter #amwriting #writingcommunity #createinspire #kickstarter #creative #wellness #retreat #writingretreat twitter.com/i/moments/1098…

Calling all writers, actors and artists who need to regain their muse - The Funky Kat Creative Wellness Retreat is now on Kickstarter at bit.ly/funkykat Please help us to reach our goal @kickstarter @trixie_bloom #creativity #MUSE #kickstarter #writingcommunity #catslover

I Love the thought of being so remote, totally catered for. They are currently doing a Kickstarter campaign for our retreat. Funky Kat. @FunkyKittyz bit.ly/funkykat #Kickstarter #WritingCommunity #luxury #invest #artists #CreatingPerfectPlaces @FunkyKittyz

A very worthy investment. x

Kids see what comes out when a coke-head blows its nose: 'That man is lying on his back thinking, "Where in shitting crikey is my nose?" It's in a jar, mate.'