Matt 🙃

You've seen the pictures: "Before Heroin, After Heroin" "Before Crack, After Crack" "Before Crystal Meth, after Crystal Meth" Well, I give you, "Before BJJ, After BJJ" 🧐😂

Anyway, the moral of the story is, you can and you will get through the bad shit if you can only find the strength within yourself to do it. The only reason I'm here is because of my kids, music, and somehow staying strong enough.

I love this song, but we've been on quite the journey 😂 I first heard it about 6 yrs ago, almost to the day. Marriage was broken, my life felt like it was basically worthless, except my kids I listened to this many times and thought the worst thoughts open.spotify.com/track/5ddXMXmX…

@Jackie15188029 This picture is really deceptive! She's actually quite tiny for a lab. Only around 13kg. The boy lab is 39kg 😂

@Fulhamatt It's fascinating how these big dogs just imagine they're lap dogs lol

Snuggles 🥰

The male loneliness epidemic could be instantly cured by young men realising they'll get more than they ever dreamed out of women if they were respectful and treated them as equals and not objects. This counts for all people, not just women. Be a good person, you'll be rewarded

I don’t know what this exercise is, but I’m in.

The cull has occurred.

I've somehow ended up following 2 people too many for the 666 balance. A cull must occur.

@Liamlfc909 He'd fucking rinse him and make light work of it.

@Fulhamatt 🤣🤣 would he fuck.

I think he might actually kill Tyson Fury if they do fight.

Matt. Obviously.

I'm not too shy to ask for anything I would like. Life is too short. We all like what we like, and that openness always has to go both ways.

@evanpeters39 @scandibell

@clumsyoaf33 @scandibell Don't listen to Sarah, she knows the truth about everything deep down. She'll just mug me off on here because she finds it funny.

@scandibell @Fulhamatt

Sod the threesome. Big twitter orgy?

@clumsyoaf33 Ooooh 😕 😂

@Fulhamatt I didn’t mean in a good way Matt 🤣

@clumsyoaf33 I'd probably be moaning. Yes.

@Fulhamatt You’d be bloody moaning half way about something… 🤣

@Waggyloyal That's strictly one on one pal, some things are sacred 😂

@Fulhamatt Is this you trying to coerce folk into joining the BJJ place you train at 🤔😂

Fuck it, feeling boisterous... Fancy a threesome with me? FFM