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@theJeremyVine @Ocado There are a few places like BetterHelp.com who are worth talking to. I hope you get the help you need 🙏

Dear @Ocado, Cyclists have priority over your vehicles in cycle lanes. Especially when they are on penny farthings. Thanks so much

@DirectorICY @FearedBuck I don't think he's met the guy's mom.

@FearedBuck I mean this is where I say a streamer is allowed to crash out. Never disrespects someone mom

Streamer Dasgasdom slaps man at a bar for disrespecting and insulting his mother 👀

@LetsGoBrando45 Dunno what you're talking about, my neighbours house fell down and destroyed all of it's contents because of this.

Ukraine just kamikaze bombed a Russian skyscraper. I can’t for the life of me figure out why the building didn’t implode in on itself. 🤷‍♂️

@ixa313 @historyinmemes No idea. Everything tastes phenomenal though.

@FullyPlanted @historyinmemes Is everything grown locally? How are their ingredients fresher?

What country has the best food?

@BeckettUnite Yet they let pro-palestine supporters do the same thing and get away with it.

A 77yr old retired teacher was sentenced to 20 mnths in prison for a Just Stop Oil protest on the M25 She has just been returned to prison (over Xmas) because deep vein thrombosis means an electronic tag can’t be strapped to her leg. Make sense of that. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@JustStop_Oil This is ridiculous, they put Just Stop Oil protesters in prison yet Palestine protestors block roads and the police just stand by and watch. I can send you a video of this as I was stuck in a traffic jam due to Palestine protesters once.

🚨 IMPRISONED FOR HAVING SMALL WRISTS Last night Gaie Delap was recalled to prison because the private tagging company didn't have a tag that would fit her wrist. She couldn't wear one on her ankle due to health conditions. You couldn't make this up. Send Gaie a Christmas present by helping with the legal costs incurring as her lawyers challenge her recall: goodlawproject.org/crowdfunder/il…

@HukAleksandra I think it's time. Enough is enough, too many people are dying. We need to ban cars.

Two people, including a toddler died and 70 others were injured after a car was driven into a crowd at a Christmas market The driver was identified as an immigrant 6 days before Christmas A child died because of your open border policies 
Close the fucking borders and begin mass deportations!

@HarryHamishGray Do they not realise that it's not cars that's the problem. There's always another weapon.

@SonofManwithus When I was 11 and naive I asked a teacher who they were voting for and was told it was rude to ask. Idek why I asked, I had no interest in politics at that point.

If you went to school before 2000: Did you have any idea what your teachers political affiliation was? Were ideologies forced on you?

@anammostarac Would be cool if we had to take an IQ test which was displayed on our X profile.

Many such cases

@thegriffter @Inevitablewest the forecast says it's fine?

@louisr50 @CB750Nighthawk @Inevitablewest It says "Police issue terror warning". That means the've publicly given a statement but it's nowhere to be found.

@CB750Nighthawk @Inevitablewest Do you need the government to tell you that you are at risk? Armed police at Christmas fares, threats from jihadis, a joke police, smug politicians and you - on your own. Wake up, dude.

🚨BREAKING: Police issue terror warning for the UK

@AvonandsomerRob Yes but I'm a sucker for tradition.

Nobody actually likes Christmas Pudding. You'd rather be eating Chocolate Cake, wouldn't you..?

@steelingz @visegrad24 Dying is what he was hoping for. A life in prison is way worse than dying imo

@visegrad24 how is he not shot on sight????????

BREAKING: First picture of the Islamist terrorist who attacked the Christmas market in Magdeburg, Germany. At least 11 people killed and up to 80 wounded

Interesting that the Honda NSX came out with a Hybrid turbo-charged V6, the hybrid system being for performance, which didn't get that much attention and people complain about the lack of EV capabilities, but the Ferrari 296 and Mclaren Artura come out and suddenly everyone "gets it".

@Joey7Barton People say 'diversity' as if it's like in a restaurant where you order loads of different starters to share.

As a black man, it’s easier to see the positives of immigration.

@ActivePatriotUK TBF he's lucky bad taste isn't against the law or he'd be getting raided.

🚨 Police threaten to smash man's door in if he doesn't take down his Christmas lights after someone takes offense to it We Need REFORM Now!

@darrengrimes That lawyer is now in a pickle.

@Joey7Barton What if the cost of living isn't getting more expensive but it's just returning to normal after us having a very good 20 years?

Daylight robbery.