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Waiting for Maraga to start injecting 💉 💉 💉

We are no longer safe 😭😭💔😭💔

Mom was pretending she fainted. The daughter knew exactly where the reset button was. 🤣

The stock market over the last couple months

Ombachi left us in bad hands.

Never dream like this again ⬇️😳! 😂😂😂

All 13 minerals required to sustain human life can be found in alcoholic beverages: calcium, chloride, chromium, copper, iodine, iron, magnesium, manganese, phosphorus, potassium, selenium, sodium, and zinc.

المرء من جليسه .. الكلب صار يقلد النعاج .. 🤪🤪

Dear Beginner Investor, Never use short-term capital for long-term investments. Always match your investment to your timeline. Money you may need soon should stay safe and liquid. Money you won’t need for years can be invested for growth. When you mismatch the two, you risk being forced to sell at the wrong time.

@terhyc Stock

I'll only say this once. This might be the fastest way to accumulate $1,000,000 before 2027: Buy before March 23. Current price: $8.27 Target price: $140 This company is developing next‑generation AI semiconductor interposers, designed to enhance high‑performance computing systems such as those from NVIDIA and IBM. Just hit like + follow, and leave a comment saying ‘STOCK’. I’ll DM you the details.

Kuna jamaa wanarun some of Nairobi’s cleanest scams. Not wash wash. Not crypto. Just pure psychology. Jamaa anakupigia just random calls anakusho alipata your number from one of your friends anakuambia there is a gig for easy money. When you fall for it you are invited to a legit looking office well branded roll-ups boardrooms and white boards with objectives. Huko first day unapewa chai, success stories na before you notice you are already on the trap unaambiwa vile jamaa alianza kama wewe na in a week ashaunda 42k. Jamaa wanakuita for a second meeting but this time unaambiwa slots are limited, na juu you don't want to miss unawaambia wakureserve, here comes the hook unaambiwa ulipe a small commitment fee of 1500, at first uko hesitant but ukikumbuka story ya the guy who made 42k in just a week you pay. Weks go by training no real product just new victims funding old ones. Most victims aren’t broke or stupid just hopeful. Hope is the easiest thing to monetize in Nairobi. Not everything that looks like an office is a business.

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There’s a mosque in Kenya that is older than Nairobi. Older than the metre-gauge railway. Older than colonial Kenya. And most Kenyans have never heard of it. A thread 🧵

Bro I just discovered Louis Vuitton, Hennessy, Dior, Fendi, Givenchy and Moet are all owned by one company 💔

@iamBigChops You'll be damned also discovering Stellantis is the company who owns: Fiat, Maseratti, Abarth, Dodge, RAM, Jeep, Chrysler, Alfa Romeo, Citroen, DS, Lancia, Opel, Peugeut & Vauxhall.

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The True Cost of Bigger Car Loans 2M Car Loan at 25 to buy a Subaru WRX STI ▪Down Payment: 500k ▪Monthly Payment: Sh49,009 × 60 months ▪Total Amount to be Repaid: Sh2,951,530 ▪Interest Paid: Sh940,530 What if you invested that Sh49,009/month instead? ▪Assuming an average 9% annual return in a money market fund: ▪5 years: Sh3,696,461 ▪10 years: Sh9,483,941 *Gross returns

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Realising mobile phones is a side hustle for Samsung 😯.

Kasongo anazungumzia mambo ya mimba, mabibi, kunona na mambo ya uijinga na utoto. Hii comeback ni moto😂😂...put stone please