Little Rascal

I’m parked out by this lake, it’s 80 miles from Santa Fe. And I’m sitting here, just parked out by the lake. If you’re wondering where I’m at, I’m out parked by the lake, it’s the lake that’s 80 miles from Santa Fe. @DeanSummerwind

Day 13 of no-pee septembe 😟😟

I can’t tell you how much I hate turning inside out socks right way in

@Fishingwithrod #vancoverfishing

Arabic SpongeBob 🤯 #Arabic #rootbeer #spongebob

I literally see the saxsquatch just shredding the jazziest solo in the woods daily. Can I be him?

If listening to Daniel Caesar makes me gay then literally get the lube dog

Every time my contacts get dry i just listen to Iam Tongi sing that James blunt song.

*in Italian mobster voice* “BRING OUT THA WHOLE OCEAN”

I think it’s bout time to gather the roster again 🫃🏻🫥 these feet need some rubbin boy

Imma name my son lugnut

Transcendental meditation expedition in the works 🫡 💯💯💶

Just spilled black coffee all over my dick, computer and carpet. Thanks Obama .

Pine Muthafreakin GROVE

Have you ever played rugby? @djkhaled

I just wanna be Puff Sullivan @Petey