Mystic Gill Sturgeon

@RachelReevesMP Bullshit

⬇️ Inflation down ⬇️ Interest rates down ⬇️ Borrowing down ⬆️ Retail sales up ⬆️ UK fastest growing European G7 economy There's more to do, but our economic plan is the right one. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@theranger1872 @JimSpenceDundee @nats_tired And Labour voted in favour of cousin marriages which is still a thing.

@JimSpenceDundee @nats_tired Easily reversed. Beggars belief. And with more wives come more kids, and the associated and increased impacts that they bring on education, health, and the benefit system, especially now there no longer a two child cap. Strap in and cough up £.

I had to check this to see if it was true. It appears to be 🤷

@JohnSwinney @theSNP @STrayn0r Did I leave my knickers at your place last night John 🍌🥒💋

Out in Dumbarton with our candidate @STrayn0r, working hard for every vote. We have a plan to cut the cost of essential food, cap bus fares, open more GP walk-in centres and give Scotland the choice over its future. Other parties want to stop it, I want to deliver it.

@GMacdonaldSNP Who is your favourite SNP sex beast Gordon?

The last time any UK government won over 50% of the popular vote was the 1935 general election. No UK general election since 1935 has seen the winning party reach a majority of the popular vote. • 2019 Tory: 43.6% • 2017 Tory: 42.3% • 2024 Labour: 33.7% (lowest-ever vote)

@GMacdonaldSNP You must be jubilant.

Welsh Labour first minister admits dire state of NHS "The health board is Wales' largest, but has been beset by serious problems since it was established in 2009 [by Labour], spending most of its existence in special measures - the highest level of Welsh government oversight."

@GMacdonaldSNP Gordon, you are retired now ♥️ shouldn't you be on holiday getting sucked off and having you're arse ticked with broccoli 🥦🥦🥦?

Labour controlled Wales ripping cyclists off! “Cyclehoops has bike hanger services in cities across the UK, but the prices range from as low as £11 a year in Dundee, Scotland, to the £120 annual fee in Cardiff.”

@zarahsultana @ScottAnd67 Piss off daft cow

Kick US troops off UK bases NOW.

@toesore @heraldscotland Baby boxes. She's probably the most significant world leader since Mandelson.

An emotional Nicola Sturgeon makes her final contribution in Holyrood. The former FM is stepping away after 27 years. "For the sake of the children who rely on us to look after them ... to those who will occupy these benches in a few weeks time, keep the promise."

@GillianMacMSP You wanted Grangemouth shut down and now Prestwick. Fkin moron.

❌Ban Trump’s army from our airports ❌ Send the President a message that Scotland will not be complicit in threats to our friends and neighbours Prestwick Airport is not a private military base. We must act to ensure our infrastructure is not used to boost Trump or his agenda

@boswelltoday My fees are reasonable 💥

There is a real ‘can’t look away’ quality to the Sturgeon sisters. Here, the youngest, protests a poet for picking on her big sis. Maybe some of my followers aren’t familiar with Gill. She’s fee-charging fortune teller and never out of court for one thing or another. You know the type.

@zarahsultana Piss off

The High Court has confirmed what we all knew: proscribing Palestine Action was unlawful. The state must stop using “counter-terror” powers to criminalise solidarity and intimidate working-class people out of protest. The Labour government must lift the proscription now and drop every case NOW. We will not stop until Palestine is free, from the river to the sea 🇵🇸✊🏽

@Keir_Starmer Resign

Offensive and wrong. Britain is a proud, tolerant and diverse country. Jim Ratcliffe should apologise. news.sky.com/story/the-uk-h…

@HumzaYousaf Resign clown

Profits from Scotland’s natural resources must not flow to a company blacklisted by the UN for their activities in illegal Israeli settlements. If they approve Rosebank the UK Government could breach their obligations under international law. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@AndyBurnhamGM @afneil Imbecile

@afneil You are talking about shocks which any government would have to face. I am talking about policy decisions which caused long-term structural damage to the economy in terms of our growth prospects and our ability to control costs and public spending. There is a big difference.

He has no idea what he’s talking about. British national debt soared because: We needed to borrow a ton of money after the Great Crash of 2008. Labour wanted to borrow more. We needed to borrow more to keep the economy alive during Covid. Labour wanted to borrow more. We needed to borrow more post-Ukraine invasion to subsidise fuel bills. Labour wanted to borrow more. There. Fixed it. If he wants to be PM he’ll need to get up to speed fast on such matters. At the moment he sounds totally out of his depth (and debt!).

@lewis_goodall Has Rachel Reeves claimed credit yet?

You'll be amazed to hear that on the stock market Chevron ⬆️9% Halliburton ⬆️10% Exxon ⬆️4% ConocoPhillips ⬆️8%

@AngusRobertson What a big fat useless trougher

Many thanks to the Consular Corps, Edinburgh International Festival, First Minister for hosting the annual consular corps reception celebrating culture in Scotland and around the world. Watch to hear the fantastically talented Tinderbox Collective.

This is political dynamite. Even with zero wholesale prices in 2030, we will still not have lower bills!!

@UnrepentantYoon You disgust me. 💥

@FungusMsp This along with the funeral celebrant malarkey you're planning Gill? Will the knickers come in XXXXXL sizes?

Newsflash 💥 I'm so excited to announce that thanks to Scot National Investment Bank funding I have launched my own lingerie range. "Gills Nicks" will be launching soon and will cater for all sizes and hairiness. There's also a "pre loved" range sold from our campervan xx ❤️👙

@Fyrishsunset @MrBucksboy Epstein.

Yet another SNP politician suddenly quits 💥 This time, it’s a long-standing Dundee councillor who’s toddled off into the sunset ‘without explanation’. Righto …