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Mystic Gill Sturgeon

Mystic Gill Sturgeon

@FungusMsp

Spiritually gifted daughter of Elton Sturgeon. Scotland's National Clairvoyant (Chief Mystic Mammy 🙌) 'The best I ever had' President Biden 💖💥💞 Parody

Ayrshire Katılım Temmuz 2021
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Rachel Reeves
Rachel Reeves@RachelReevesMP·
⬇️ Inflation down ⬇️ Interest rates down ⬇️ Borrowing down ⬆️ Retail sales up ⬆️ UK fastest growing European G7 economy There's more to do, but our economic plan is the right one. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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the ranger ✝️
the ranger ✝️@theranger1872·
@JimSpenceDundee @nats_tired Easily reversed. Beggars belief. And with more wives come more kids, and the associated and increased impacts that they bring on education, health, and the benefit system, especially now there no longer a two child cap. Strap in and cough up £.
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John Swinney
John Swinney@JohnSwinney·
Out in Dumbarton with our candidate @STrayn0r, working hard for every vote. We have a plan to cut the cost of essential food, cap bus fares, open more GP walk-in centres and give Scotland the choice over its future. Other parties want to stop it, I want to deliver it.
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Gordon Macdonald SNP
Gordon Macdonald SNP@GMacdonaldSNP·
The last time any UK government won over 50% of the popular vote was the 1935 general election. No UK general election since 1935 has seen the winning party reach a majority of the popular vote. • 2019 Tory: 43.6% • 2017 Tory: 42.3% • 2024 Labour: 33.7% (lowest-ever vote)
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Mystic Gill Sturgeon
Mystic Gill Sturgeon@FungusMsp·
@GMacdonaldSNP Gordon, you are retired now ♥️ shouldn't you be on holiday getting sucked off and having you're arse ticked with broccoli 🥦🥦🥦?
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The Herald
The Herald@heraldscotland·
An emotional Nicola Sturgeon makes her final contribution in Holyrood. The former FM is stepping away after 27 years. "For the sake of the children who rely on us to look after them ... to those who will occupy these benches in a few weeks time, keep the promise."
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Gillian Mackay - Scottish Greens
Gillian Mackay - Scottish Greens@Gillian_Mackay1·
❌Ban Trump’s army from our airports ❌ Send the President a message that Scotland will not be complicit in threats to our friends and neighbours Prestwick Airport is not a private military base. We must act to ensure our infrastructure is not used to boost Trump or his agenda
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Bruce Bowman
Bruce Bowman@boswelltoday·
There is a real ‘can’t look away’ quality to the Sturgeon sisters. Here, the youngest, protests a poet for picking on her big sis. Maybe some of my followers aren’t familiar with Gill. She’s fee-charging fortune teller and never out of court for one thing or another. You know the type.
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Zarah Sultana MP
Zarah Sultana MP@zarahsultana·
The High Court has confirmed what we all knew: proscribing Palestine Action was unlawful. The state must stop using “counter-terror” powers to criminalise solidarity and intimidate working-class people out of protest. The Labour government must lift the proscription now and drop every case NOW. We will not stop until Palestine is free, from the river to the sea 🇵🇸✊🏽
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Humza Yousaf
Humza Yousaf@HumzaYousaf·
Profits from Scotland’s natural resources must not flow to a company blacklisted by the UN for their activities in illegal Israeli settlements. If they approve Rosebank the UK Government could breach their obligations under international law. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…
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Andy Burnham
Andy Burnham@AndyBurnhamGM·
@afneil You are talking about shocks which any government would have to face. I am talking about policy decisions which caused long-term structural damage to the economy in terms of our growth prospects and our ability to control costs and public spending. There is a big difference.
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Andrew Neil
Andrew Neil@afneil·
He has no idea what he’s talking about. British national debt soared because: We needed to borrow a ton of money after the Great Crash of 2008. Labour wanted to borrow more. We needed to borrow more to keep the economy alive during Covid. Labour wanted to borrow more. We needed to borrow more post-Ukraine invasion to subsidise fuel bills. Labour wanted to borrow more. There. Fixed it. If he wants to be PM he’ll need to get up to speed fast on such matters. At the moment he sounds totally out of his depth (and debt!).
Tom McTague@TomMcTague

Andy Burnham says Britain is still “in hock to the bond markets” thanks to what he calls the four horsemen of the apocalypse: “Deregulation, privatisation, austerity and Brexit.” newstatesman.com/politics/uk-po…

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Lewis Goodall
Lewis Goodall@lewis_goodall·
You'll be amazed to hear that on the stock market Chevron ⬆️9% Halliburton ⬆️10% Exxon ⬆️4% ConocoPhillips ⬆️8%
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Angus Robertson
Angus Robertson@AngusRobertson·
Many thanks to the Consular Corps, Edinburgh International Festival, First Minister for hosting the annual consular corps reception celebrating culture in Scotland and around the world. Watch to hear the fantastically talented Tinderbox Collective.
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Andrew Montford
Andrew Montford@aDissentient·
This is political dynamite. Even with zero wholesale prices in 2030, we will still not have lower bills!!
Net Zero Watch@NetZeroWatch

.@eonenergyuk’s CEO explains UK households are not paying high bills because of gas - but because of the growth of embedded policy & network costs. Even with zero wholesale prices in 2030, bills could be as high as they are today. That's madness. This is about political choices.

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Margot Stewart
Margot Stewart@UnrepentantYoon·
@FungusMsp This along with the funeral celebrant malarkey you're planning Gill? Will the knickers come in XXXXXL sizes?
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Mystic Gill Sturgeon
Mystic Gill Sturgeon@FungusMsp·
Newsflash 💥 I'm so excited to announce that thanks to Scot National Investment Bank funding I have launched my own lingerie range. "Gills Nicks" will be launching soon and will cater for all sizes and hairiness. There's also a "pre loved" range sold from our campervan xx ❤️👙
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Aviemore
Aviemore@Fyrishsunset·
Yet another SNP politician suddenly quits 💥 This time, it’s a long-standing Dundee councillor who’s toddled off into the sunset ‘without explanation’. Righto …
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