Funk Duck

@Neccccy I worked in Nigeria and a man was accused of rape. He had his penis cut off and was forced to eat it. He was then beaten, his hands and feet cut off and ended up being burnt alive. That is a good punishment.

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@Matt_Pinner It is better than my car

Say ONE thing nice about this car.

@F0ODHub My penis and masterbating furiously over them all as they turn me on so much

NY Strips or Ribeyes!!! What are you grabbing?

@braves2430 I spent over a hundred nights in a hospital after a car crash. I broke both legs, arms, my pelvis and ruptured my spleen, intestines and liver. I had a 1% chance of survival bitter pulled through and now lead an organisation supporting free health care for all.

Yes I sure have What about You? 🏥👨‍⚕️👩‍⚕️

@onmyway1133 The butt plug bean

vegetable name?

@FoodPleaser Thigh is the best

🍗 🤔 Which part is best?

@F0ODHub Stupid question to ask as they do and loads of them.

Be honest….. Do onions belong on a T-Bone steak, or no? 🥩 🧅

@WHATSFORDlNNER Minus twenty three as it looks a stale mess

What would you rate this meal out of 10? 🤔

@Matt_Pinner Oh crap I got 100.

I got 30 points How many for You? 💯

@theamelia__ Sweet chilli sauce

@oelma__ No. It's if of my wifes lover.

Yes or No?

@itsrosesm I've done everything except get divorced as I'm not married. My life partner doesn't believe in marriage and insists she needs to seek sexual fulfillment with other men on a daily basis. As I'm typing she's with Roberto her yoga coach making love. I can hear her moaning.

@chefsevenn Sweet chilli sauce

Boiled Chicken and Steamed White Rice. What’s missing? 🍗 🍚

@theamelia__ Having a one wipe dump.

@oelma__ Anal sex toys

What's 1 thing for You😃

@Matt_Pinner I had "suck this" tattooed on my penis when I was 21 whilst on holiday with ther boys. It took thirty years before I realised I'd also had "enter here" tattooed above my anus.

How many?

@otokyo__ I was in bed with my manger. We were on a work trip and she wanted some fun. I was 23yo and she was 63yo. We spent all day making love even when she was on the phone to her husband and then her daughter. We made love everyday day and she loved having my semen run down her leg

Remember?

@chefsevenn Coleslaw

Name one side that would go best with this lasagna?

@AVGirl4Life EVERYTHING

Name ONE?

@otokyo__ Single malt whiskey

Me water and you?