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Why did no one until today tell me about Chud the Builder?

you’ll know if its ringo

if youre not sure if the song is sung by paul mccartney or john lennon its sung by george harrison

is david bowie uncgem or uncslop?

it never even occured to me that fans of "Singin in the Rain" could have problems with A Clockwork Orange

i dont understand why the people of springfield are so dumb. oh wow the 10000th time someone did some evil prank. oh for the 10000th time it was bart simpson? oh ok let me be mad and then just forget about it the next day. EXILE THAT LITTLE BASTARD ALREADY!!! D’OH!

new meta just drooped in life. if you want best focus, take magic mushrooms and then drink 2L branik in plastic bottle and then you get extra focus

you think theres some guy out there who really likes warm coke and everytime he goes to a restraunt he just makes things really weird by asking for warm coke

why is western media silent about this???? youtube.com/watch?v=fyNvNs…

Launching Left 4 Dead 2 Processing Vulkan shaders (28%)

there was a vote kick against me right now in a tf2 match and i was genuinenly thinking to myself if im a horrible person

i think society would be happier if there was a big moving hole that just ate anything that came close. imagine you hate a guy and then a big hole just comes and eats him. Hahaa fucking bastard.

im always scared that when i take a shit a mouse comes up the toilet and bites me in my dick so i gotta take a shit so bad the mouse smells it and dies instantly. i call that a shitnivore diet

@klaculus An Evil Fifth Beatle is still a fifth Beatle

@FunkiCZ Allen Klein isnt irrelevant but he is one of the more evil Fifth Beatles

they be calling everyone the fifth beatle. is there some irrelevant guy out there who gets called the sixth beatle because he genueinly just sucked?

@klaculus @StanleyKubrick Alex DeLarge would beat the shit out of Barry

@FunkiCZ @StanleyKubrick You think we need Clockwork Orange 2 when Barry Lyndon: Back 2 England is more important

Stanley Kubrick @StanleyKubrick make Clockwork Orange 2

ASMR

@EduardHabsburg The bell tolls for you

Visting friends I ran into great great great grand uncle Archduke Charles - first man to beat Napoleon in a land battle (Aspen).